We May Have Found The Biggest Sociopath On Tinder
As you can imagine, I have sorted through thousands upon thousands of Tinder conversations as the founder and curator of the 87-parts-and-counting “Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines” series. None of these conversations, however, have been as bizarre, creepy, and fucked-up as the one some psycho named Mitchell had with a girl named Kaitlyn.
How can you not be, Kaitlyn?.
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Looks like TFM has created another try-hard high school monster.
8 years ago at 3:03 pmTFM is the Harry to this Dexter of a high schooler.
8 years ago at 3:25 pmWhat’s a guy gotta do to get a fuckin trigger warning around here?
8 years ago at 11:48 amYa I’m not really falling for this whole “Mitchel” bullshit, that’s probably Dorn catfishing again
8 years ago at 6:49 pmSo did Kaitlyn go on the date or what?
8 years ago at 3:12 pmBruce*
8 years ago at 3:47 pmMitchell*
8 years ago at 4:50 pmDONKEY!
8 years ago at 6:56 pmAll this could have been avoided with a swift left swipe.
8 years ago at 3:30 pmAlways the woman’s fault
8 years ago at 5:09 pmWell it depends on what she was wearing.
8 years ago at 5:48 pmUhhh, Khakis.
8 years ago at 6:42 pmShe sounds hideous
8 years ago at 7:39 pmIs still fuck her though.
8 years ago at 7:50 pmThat took some effort.
8 years ago at 3:33 pmFuck y’all.
8 years ago at 4:47 pmThis is what taking too much adderall looks like
8 years ago at 3:43 pmA little more than just adderall
8 years ago at 7:32 pmCocaine*
8 years ago at 12:03 am*pixie stix
8 years ago at 10:49 amOh!
8 years ago at 12:03 pmWhen he said the girl name, Kaitlyn, it made me cringe like having student college loans.
8 years ago at 3:59 pmJean Jackets? This dude is on a whole new level of fucked up.
8 years ago at 11:34 pmWell I just don’t know what to do with this boner
8 years ago at 11:46 pmKids got game
8 years ago at 12:06 amProbably drinking Black Russians
8 years ago at 12:54 pm