We’re All Eli Manning When It Comes To Dancing
Eli Manning embraced his whiteness on Tuesday during BTIG Charity Day. He and Victor Cruz were in the house to help raise some money for charities when someone threw on some salsa music. Being the dancer that he is, Victor Cruz hit his famous touchdown celebration dance, while Eli just kinda did some moving.
This is perfect white guy dancing form. Turn your head back and forth and move those arms to mask the fact that you have zero rhythm. I can only imagine that this was his go-to move while crushing beers at the Ole Miss Sigma Nu house during his glory days. What a legend.
The white guy dance is just awkward enough to make you cringe a little while watching, but requires just enough effort to where the ladies appreciate the attempt and then end up getting the whole dance floor wet every damn time..
h/t FOX Sports
He’s still in that “My brother won another god damn Super Bowl” mood.
9 years ago at 5:06 pmSpeak for yourself
9 years ago at 5:09 pmYou could proclaim your love for cheap beer, apple pie, and American flags and I would still down vote you every time for your shitty name and profile pic
9 years ago at 5:17 pmSays the guy named VandyConservative with the GOP logo as a profile pic.
9 years ago at 5:29 pmSays the guy using the image of the man who murdered 2,996 people on 9/11
9 years ago at 5:38 pmGo cry about it pussy
9 years ago at 5:49 pmFuck you
9 years ago at 5:58 pmI don’t take you or this comment section with any sincerity
9 years ago at 6:07 pmYour diction and syntax are horseshit too
9 years ago at 6:15 pmAs a person who actually lost someone to the 9/11 attacks, I can firmly say you are the lowest piece of scum. There is nothing frat about Osama and nothing funny about your username. You are childish and immature to think otherwise.
9 years ago at 6:18 pmAlright Ass Magic
9 years ago at 6:32 pmThe Terance Fletcher-esque level of stupidity you’ve shown gives me acid diarrhea. You’re a fucking chump.
9 years ago at 7:27 pmYou guys need a safe space?
9 years ago at 7:30 pmNo, but you could have used one when the SEALs came calling.
9 years ago at 7:41 pmNo, in a safe space the liberals would say we shouldn’t disparage your image or something stupid. In a normal space I can call you a lowlife cocksucker and the rest of my friends here can point and laugh
9 years ago at 7:42 pmI’m not the keyboard warrior with “friends” online. I can’t tell if it’s because I’m from a different generation, but you all seem like a bunch of pussies. Nothing I did contributed to 9/11. I hate terrorists too and think it’s great Osama is at the bottom of the ocean. That’s the joke of the image. Maybe it’s not funny. Go cry about it. I’m going to go bang my wife.
9 years ago at 7:49 pmLet’s play spot the high schooler…
9 years ago at 9:48 pm“Im going to bang my wife”- things people say when they are trying to sound older even though it had nothing to do with what was being talked about
9 years ago at 10:09 pmAlso no one under the age of 30 has ever said keyboard warrior unless they were talking about someone using the phrase keyboard warrior
9 years ago at 11:51 pmI made my wife read your comments to me last night as I plowed her from the back
9 years ago at 1:28 pmah. a famous person casually swaying in the background of a dance circle. A+ work from a “Content Manager for Grandex, Inc”
scale of 1 to intern stewart how fucked is this company.
9 years ago at 5:09 pmI’m a bit late to the game… So now we are giving Intern Sandy manly names cause she sucks and stuff?
9 years ago at 6:53 pmNo, because people are still milking the gag to farm for upvotes.
9 years ago at 6:55 pm“oh my god 144agemo is defending me in so many comments! What a gentleman!”
9 years ago at 7:47 pm-not the hot intern
I’m a consistent tfm commenter so I don’t stand on much of a pedestal, but you’re a fucking loser dude
I figured someone would perceive it that way. 1. Im partial to asians and 2. I just thinks it’s pathetic how much every one obsesses over her. Yinz guys only do it to shamelessly get upvotes.
9 years ago at 7:56 pmAnd 3. up yours
9 years ago at 7:57 pmyou two play nice now
9 years ago at 9:09 pmWorse comes to worse they can solve this in the Froctagon (frat octagon)
9 years ago at 9:23 pmBeing the starting QB at Ole Miss, he probably didn’t need to dance much to get some
9 years ago at 6:27 pm