I only keep one pillow on my bed as a subtle reminder that there is a strict "no sleep over" policy. TFM. the party never ends14 years ago
Wayfarer_Country This is right out of the Barney Stinson playbook. Well done. 14 years ago at 10:02 am
Fratlosopher King This is why I glue sandpaper to my chest, to make cuddling uncomfortable. Works like a charm. 14 years ago at 1:15 pm
Fratachusetts 1854 Cuddle? Are you serious? Have sex and then kick them out. 14 years ago at 12:38 pm
Fratlosopher King ^ I can’t decide if this is a masterstroke of irony and wit, or the most oblivious and accidental double entendre in the history of the site. 14 years ago at 2:10 pm
This is right out of the Barney Stinson playbook. Well done.
14 years ago at 10:02 ambeat me to it^
14 years ago at 1:34 pmbut if u cuddle she won’t need a pillow
14 years ago at 11:11 am^this is true.
14 years ago at 11:34 amThis is why I glue sandpaper to my chest, to make cuddling uncomfortable. Works like a charm.
14 years ago at 1:15 pm^this
14 years ago at 1:28 pmSharing is caring.
14 years ago at 2:21 pmCuddle? Are you serious? Have sex and then kick them out.
14 years ago at 12:38 pmI think he’s bi-serious
14 years ago at 12:43 pmBeing Bi-Curious is fucking gay
14 years ago at 1:50 pm^ I can’t decide if this is a masterstroke of irony and wit, or the most oblivious and accidental double entendre in the history of the site.
14 years ago at 2:10 pm^This.
14 years ago at 3:20 pm^this
14 years ago at 9:20 pm^This
14 years ago at 4:03 pm