Pushing the "Close Door" button when you see a GDI running for the elevator. TFM.

14 years ago
    3. Pounding Vag

      Oh shit, sorry. I forgot all about the sick high school fraternities there are in the nation.

      14 years ago at 1:50 pm
    7. Success

      Two things, first, money does not buy one out of being a geed. Second, “so you’ve never been to high school”? Really?

      14 years ago at 2:10 pm
    11. southerncostas

      Damn, I’d hate to be Jackson right now. I’d be so embarrassed if I were as fucking dumb as he is.

      14 years ago at 4:19 pm
    13. TheCommodore

      I was made an honorary frater as a semen, then got an actual initiation when I reached college. So I skipped the whole “being a GDI” thing.

      14 years ago at 6:05 pm
  4. Dillon Cheverere

    Holding the door open for said GDI and giving up your space on the elevator for him, then taking the stairs for a quick cardio workout. RFM.

    14 years ago at 1:53 pm
  5. Halls_Of_Ivy

    Pissing out the door of the elevator as it closes to stop anyone from coming in. FaF

    14 years ago at 1:57 pm
    2. Urine_4_it_Ms_Butts

      ^Then coming in and ruining this guys immaculate mopping job by pissing in the same spot again. FaF.

      14 years ago at 2:07 pm
    3. Fuck Smart Cars

      Why is vital piss being wasted? I’m sure your mother or sister would gladly accept that in their butts…..

      14 years ago at 3:14 pm
    1. Fuck Smart Cars

      I would also like to know the reasoning behind these belligerently pointless, try hard comments being posted.

      14 years ago at 5:02 pm
    2. UofA Frattastic

      Trying to be creative. Because the posts’ getting put up are so NF. How the hell do you “park a sailboat” anyways? You don’t park a boat, you dock it, or moor it.

      14 years ago at 5:23 pm
    1. Halls_Of_Ivy

      Sorry not everyone here is up to date with their knowledge of modern elevators you fucking tool

      14 years ago at 5:59 pm