Pushing the "Close Door" button when you see a GDI running for the elevator. TFM. AlittlebitTFTC15 years ago
Pounding Vag Oh shit, sorry. I forgot all about the sick high school fraternities there are in the nation. 15 years ago at 1:50 pm
Success Two things, first, money does not buy one out of being a geed. Second, “so you’ve never been to high school”? Really? 15 years ago at 2:10 pm
southerncostas Damn, I’d hate to be Jackson right now. I’d be so embarrassed if I were as fucking dumb as he is. 15 years ago at 4:19 pm
TheCommodore I was made an honorary frater as a semen, then got an actual initiation when I reached college. So I skipped the whole “being a GDI” thing. 15 years ago at 6:05 pm
Brobfrathard Breaking their wrist when they put their hand in the door to stop it. TFTC. 15 years ago at 1:47 pm
GreenKegsAndSlam breaking his chode when he pokes it through the door to stop it TFTC 15 years ago at 7:34 pm
Dillon Cheverere Holding the door open for said GDI and giving up your space on the elevator for him, then taking the stairs for a quick cardio workout. RFM. 15 years ago at 1:53 pm
Halls_Of_Ivy Pissing out the door of the elevator as it closes to stop anyone from coming in. FaF 15 years ago at 1:57 pm
Dillon Cheverere Quickly mopping up this guy’s piss because it’s a hazard. RFM. 15 years ago at 2:03 pm
Urine_4_it_Ms_Butts ^Then coming in and ruining this guys immaculate mopping job by pissing in the same spot again. FaF. 15 years ago at 2:07 pm
Fuck Smart Cars Why is vital piss being wasted? I’m sure your mother or sister would gladly accept that in their butts….. 15 years ago at 3:14 pm
Fuck Smart Cars I would also like to know the reasoning behind these belligerently pointless, try hard comments being posted. 15 years ago at 5:02 pm
UofA Frattastic Trying to be creative. Because the posts’ getting put up are so NF. How the hell do you “park a sailboat” anyways? You don’t park a boat, you dock it, or moor it. 15 years ago at 5:23 pm
Banks McFratten The “Close Door” button actually doesn’t do anything, which makes you an idiot. http://gizmodo.com/380741/things-you-dont-know-about-modern-elevators 15 years ago at 5:45 pm
Halls_Of_Ivy Sorry not everyone here is up to date with their knowledge of modern elevators you fucking tool 15 years ago at 5:59 pm
Never being in the same building as a GDI. TFM.
15 years ago at 1:46 pmSo you’ve never went to high school?
15 years ago at 1:48 pmI did, but no GDI’s could afford it.
15 years ago at 1:49 pmOh shit, sorry. I forgot all about the sick high school fraternities there are in the nation.
15 years ago at 1:50 pmIt’s called private schooling.
15 years ago at 1:51 pmDude that’s a sick story. Tell it again.
15 years ago at 1:52 pmRiveting tale, chap
15 years ago at 2:02 pmTwo things, first, money does not buy one out of being a geed. Second, “so you’ve never been to high school”? Really?
15 years ago at 2:10 pm@Jackson…give up already.
15 years ago at 2:25 pmwell, this is embarrassing…
15 years ago at 2:56 pmLike it or not, everyone was a GDI in high school
15 years ago at 4:17 pmDamn, I’d hate to be Jackson right now. I’d be so embarrassed if I were as fucking dumb as he is.
15 years ago at 4:19 pmFuck y’all, I agree with Jackson
15 years ago at 5:41 pmI was made an honorary frater as a semen, then got an actual initiation when I reached college. So I skipped the whole “being a GDI” thing.
15 years ago at 6:05 pmAutomatic initiation, Sig Ep I presume?
15 years ago at 7:05 pm^^ Honorary *Grater? How’d you earn yourself that nickname
15 years ago at 7:30 pm^^fucking this!
15 years ago at 2:45 amcorrection ^^^ commence laps. Also, Fuck you Frank.
15 years ago at 12:02 amBreaking their wrist when they put their hand in the door to stop it. TFTC.
15 years ago at 1:47 pmbreaking his chode when he pokes it through the door to stop it TFTC
15 years ago at 7:34 pmHolding the door open for said GDI and giving up your space on the elevator for him, then taking the stairs for a quick cardio workout. RFM.
15 years ago at 1:53 pmHaha this^
15 years ago at 4:00 pm^guy is so funny
15 years ago at 8:23 pmPissing out the door of the elevator as it closes to stop anyone from coming in. FaF
15 years ago at 1:57 pmQuickly mopping up this guy’s piss because it’s a hazard. RFM.
15 years ago at 2:03 pm^Then coming in and ruining this guys immaculate mopping job by pissing in the same spot again. FaF.
15 years ago at 2:07 pmWhy is vital piss being wasted? I’m sure your mother or sister would gladly accept that in their butts…..
15 years ago at 3:14 pm^^ Sending in Jizzmop Pledge
15 years ago at 3:15 pmBeating off in the elevator as the door closes. TFTC.
15 years ago at 3:47 pmCatching your pee with my butt. RFM
15 years ago at 3:57 pm^ This guy! It never gets old Fratdusky, never.
15 years ago at 4:59 pm^even if there’s a fire!!
15 years ago at 8:02 pm^this guy gets it
15 years ago at 11:36 pmThey have that kind of technology in West Virginia?
15 years ago at 3:37 pmAhh there it is….what took so long?
15 years ago at 5:22 pmHow does this lame shit make the wall?
15 years ago at 4:08 pmI would also like to know the reasoning behind these belligerently pointless, try hard comments being posted.
15 years ago at 5:02 pmTrying to be creative. Because the posts’ getting put up are so NF. How the hell do you “park a sailboat” anyways? You don’t park a boat, you dock it, or moor it.
15 years ago at 5:23 pm^ that just happened
15 years ago at 5:08 amSparta-kicking a GDI out of the elevator.
15 years ago at 5:03 pm^
15 years ago at 7:35 pm^^Fucking yes.
15 years ago at 8:04 pmThis
15 years ago at 9:06 pm^^^ best quote in a long while
15 years ago at 9:57 amThe “Close Door” button actually doesn’t do anything, which makes you an idiot.
http://gizmodo.com/380741/things-you-dont-know-about-modern-elevators
15 years ago at 5:45 pmSorry not everyone here is up to date with their knowledge of modern elevators you fucking tool
15 years ago at 5:59 pmIsaac M. Jordan’s drunken elevator ride. TFTC.
15 years ago at 6:05 pmWell played
15 years ago at 7:16 pmActually some do work dumbass.
15 years ago at 8:25 pm^Yes
15 years ago at 8:52 pmThis one’s hilarious
15 years ago at 7:37 pmIs it? Is it hilarious?
15 years ago at 8:25 pmyes. yes it is.
15 years ago at 10:08 pmMust be a freshmen
15 years ago at 7:56 pm