1. Tallapoosa Snu

      usually I just shake his hand, punch him in the throat, beat him with a belt, kick him in the face until he’s unconcious, hog tie him, then pee on him. Thats how to assert dominance. Oh and then I poke him on Facebook.

      14 years ago at 9:27 pm
  1. PikeAtArms

    Gets even better when he goes to see who you are and realizes your only mutual friend is his girlfriend.

    14 years ago at 9:54 pm
    1. Captain Douchebag

      Gayer than Elton John doing a line off Ryan Seacrest’s cock while sitting on a rainbow in a hot tub filled with semen.

      14 years ago at 9:20 am