When I was teething as a baby, my parents used Woodford Reserve to stop the pain. TFM.

  1. colobrodo

    actually pretty standard- mine used jack daniels. not really a frat move by any means

    14 years ago at 4:04 pm
  2. Bob BafFrat

    too bad the distillery was purchased in 1993. Since there arent any age marks on the bottles, the bourbon must aged longer than 4 years.(I’ve heard close to 6) So the first bottle would have been purchased in ’97 at the earliest. Nice try GDI.

    14 years ago at 4:29 pm
    1. Bourbon Only

      Actually incorrect, I am assuming that you read that on Wikipedia. But it actually says that the Woodford distillery was repurchased by Brown-Forman in 1993 and was reintroduced in 1996. They did make bourbon before that time, the last time that made bourbon before the repurchase was in the 1960s. My parents had a bottle from the last year, 1961, which they had bought online.

      14 years ago at 6:37 pm
    2. Sigcess

      your parents bought it online before the internet was invented? wow they must be really FaF

      14 years ago at 9:12 am
  3. KYFrat

    Chris Morris (the WR Master Distiller) is my uncle and I’m from Versailles, I know about the bourbon. This TFM is total bullshit. The first year than anybody and I mean anybody could have bought a bottle of Woodford was 1996. As for Bourbon Only, you’re still bullshitting. The bourbon that Brown-Foreman sold until ’68 wasn’t sold under the name Woodford Reserve. The name Woodford Reserve didn’t exist until ’93. So unless you are only 17 years old, shut the fuck up and quit lying.

    14 years ago at 7:42 am
  4. George S Fratton

    I’m sure you think you’re hot shit because you just name-dropped “real fratty liquor”, but frankly if this was even true you’re the product of dumbass parents who think it’s ok to start their kids drinking at the ripe old age of 1.

    14 years ago at 1:51 pm