¿Is that you, mi long lost son? Mi boy who the abortionst doctoro said crawled out of his madre’s hairy, battle-tested cunt (vacuum cleaner still embedded in his skull, mind you), wiped the coitus custard from his chin, and went to Austin, Tejas to fulfill all of de sexual needs of lonely, strikingly good-looking columnists? How can this be-o?
^ I realize as a woman with a tiny brain, it might be hard to grasp the comment methods of TFM, but you only use one ^ when referring to the comment above you. ^^^ means you are referring to the comment three comments above you, which in this case, simply does not exist. It seems you do not realize how seriously we here on the TFM wall take our commenting procedures, and you certainly do not grasp the gravity of what you have done. I would tell you to take a lap, but you are a female, so one of my pledges will be taking a lap on behalf of you. I will be sure to let him know who to thank. I hope you are proud of yourself.
Yes I’m a woman. I get excited with punctuation…AND the thought of the amazing head my frat daddy gives me. I’d give you more respect with my error in your “procedures” if you weren’t some poser fratstar with no slam piece to practice this idea on. As far as your pledge goes, maybe after his lap you can get a few pointers on how to really please a woman. 😉
^Another pointer: trying to burn him for not giving head to a slam is probably not going to cut as deep as you thought. Please go back to your TSM wall, you are stinking up our wall with the smell of fish.
^ Agreed. I just assumed that her “frat daddy” was a pussy after that poorly executed rebuttal. I hope we all learned a lesson here today. Bringing your slam to the TFM wall is just like bringing her to the golf course. It just makes you look bad.
grand daddy taught me to stay by the pool while he played at the club but the first time he let me on the course after much begging I shot a birdie. TSM.
Trader Broes is numero uno!
13 years ago at 8:54 pm*es numero uno!* At least give it 100% you fackin’ geed.
13 years ago at 10:32 pm^At least give you 100% you fucking pussy.
13 years ago at 11:23 pm^^^ Are you related to Bone Padre?
13 years ago at 12:30 am¿Is that you, mi long lost son? Mi boy who the abortionst doctoro said crawled out of his madre’s hairy, battle-tested cunt (vacuum cleaner still embedded in his skull, mind you), wiped the coitus custard from his chin, and went to Austin, Tejas to fulfill all of de sexual needs of lonely, strikingly good-looking columnists? How can this be-o?
¡Oh, dios mio!
13 years ago at 12:47 amwhat the fuck is wrong with you, you sick sack of shit?
13 years ago at 9:32 amAlways getting head at the table. TFM.
13 years ago at 8:58 pmI like what you did there
13 years ago at 10:17 pmAlways taking head of the dong. TfratduskyM
13 years ago at 8:35 am^^^TLipfromShamelessM
13 years ago at 10:50 am^ hahaha
13 years ago at 11:06 amAlways giving head. TFM.
13 years ago at 9:00 pm^^^This. TFDM.
13 years ago at 11:06 pm^ I realize as a woman with a tiny brain, it might be hard to grasp the comment methods of TFM, but you only use one ^ when referring to the comment above you. ^^^ means you are referring to the comment three comments above you, which in this case, simply does not exist. It seems you do not realize how seriously we here on the TFM wall take our commenting procedures, and you certainly do not grasp the gravity of what you have done. I would tell you to take a lap, but you are a female, so one of my pledges will be taking a lap on behalf of you. I will be sure to let him know who to thank. I hope you are proud of yourself.
13 years ago at 11:40 pm^Cocaine is a hell of a drug
13 years ago at 12:41 am^This guy gets it.
13 years ago at 12:44 amYes I’m a woman. I get excited with punctuation…AND the thought of the amazing head my frat daddy gives me. I’d give you more respect with my error in your “procedures” if you weren’t some poser fratstar with no slam piece to practice this idea on. As far as your pledge goes, maybe after his lap you can get a few pointers on how to really please a woman. 😉
13 years ago at 12:45 am^Another pointer: trying to burn him for not giving head to a slam is probably not going to cut as deep as you thought. Please go back to your TSM wall, you are stinking up our wall with the smell of fish.
13 years ago at 12:58 am^you’re right. yes sir!!!
13 years ago at 1:16 amBazinga!
13 years ago at 7:02 ambeing confused by this whole response thread because you never consider the possibility a straight man would give head. TGenderRolesM
13 years ago at 11:10 am^ Agreed. I just assumed that her “frat daddy” was a pussy after that poorly executed rebuttal. I hope we all learned a lesson here today. Bringing your slam to the TFM wall is just like bringing her to the golf course. It just makes you look bad.
13 years ago at 12:29 pmgrand daddy taught me to stay by the pool while he played at the club but the first time he let me on the course after much begging I shot a birdie. TSM.
13 years ago at 12:26 am^The TKEpledge of TSM.
13 years ago at 3:06 am^^Annoying!
13 years ago at 7:55 am….away from her father. TFM.
13 years ago at 9:17 pmLeaving the head of the table for Dad and sitting at his right hand. RFM.
13 years ago at 9:19 pmWhere does your other dad sit? I assume you have two.
13 years ago at 10:34 pm^So much of this.
13 years ago at 11:35 pm^ ^^ you must both be new here.
13 years ago at 7:22 am^ Definitely this.
13 years ago at 11:23 am^ Haha this
13 years ago at 11:29 amTLt.ColonelFrankSladeM
13 years ago at 9:38 pm^this. Frat on
13 years ago at 10:09 pmWho cares?
13 years ago at 10:05 pmGrandpa telling you to get the fuck out of his seat and putting you at the kids’ table. TyouM
13 years ago at 11:14 pmTBurglarM.
13 years ago at 11:28 pm^ this fucking guy.
13 years ago at 9:27 amFuckin intern. These suck.
13 years ago at 11:36 pmYeah the creativity of this site has slowed to a dribble.
13 years ago at 5:47 am^remember the good ole’ days?
13 years ago at 12:53 pm