Always taking the head of the table. TFM.

    1. Bone Padre

      ¿Is that you, mi long lost son? Mi boy who the abortionst doctoro said crawled out of his madre’s hairy, battle-tested cunt (vacuum cleaner still embedded in his skull, mind you), wiped the coitus custard from his chin, and went to Austin, Tejas to fulfill all of de sexual needs of lonely, strikingly good-looking columnists? How can this be-o?

      ¡Oh, dios mio!

      13 years ago at 12:47 am
    1. Rutherford B_Haze

      ^ I realize as a woman with a tiny brain, it might be hard to grasp the comment methods of TFM, but you only use one ^ when referring to the comment above you. ^^^ means you are referring to the comment three comments above you, which in this case, simply does not exist. It seems you do not realize how seriously we here on the TFM wall take our commenting procedures, and you certainly do not grasp the gravity of what you have done. I would tell you to take a lap, but you are a female, so one of my pledges will be taking a lap on behalf of you. I will be sure to let him know who to thank. I hope you are proud of yourself.

      13 years ago at 11:40 pm
    2. legacybelle

      Yes I’m a woman. I get excited with punctuation…AND the thought of the amazing head my frat daddy gives me. I’d give you more respect with my error in your “procedures” if you weren’t some poser fratstar with no slam piece to practice this idea on. As far as your pledge goes, maybe after his lap you can get a few pointers on how to really please a woman. 😉

      13 years ago at 12:45 am
    3. Urine_4_it_Ms_Butts

      ^Another pointer: trying to burn him for not giving head to a slam is probably not going to cut as deep as you thought. Please go back to your TSM wall, you are stinking up our wall with the smell of fish.

      13 years ago at 12:58 am
    4. rainbowsociety

      being confused by this whole response thread because you never consider the possibility a straight man would give head. TGenderRolesM

      13 years ago at 11:10 am
    5. Rutherford B_Haze

      ^ Agreed. I just assumed that her “frat daddy” was a pussy after that poorly executed rebuttal. I hope we all learned a lesson here today. Bringing your slam to the TFM wall is just like bringing her to the golf course. It just makes you look bad.

      13 years ago at 12:29 pm
    6. legacybelle

      grand daddy taught me to stay by the pool while he played at the club but the first time he let me on the course after much begging I shot a birdie. TSM.

      13 years ago at 12:26 am
  1. December 10 1869

    Grandpa telling you to get the fuck out of his seat and putting you at the kids’ table. TyouM

    13 years ago at 11:14 pm