We’ve All Been In Bradley Cooper’s Shoes Fighting With Our Girl In A Public Place
9 years ago

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The reaction Bradley Cooper had yesterday with girlfriend Irina Shayk really hit an all-too-familiar note for your boy.

In fact, we’ve all been there with the “You’re seriously doing this right now?” and “Alrighty then, I’ll just go fuck myself” faces with nowhere to go, trying to steer clear of atomic armageddon. Getting into it with your woman is the passive aggressive cold war of social interactions. It doesn’t matter if you’re a college sophomore stuck at a dry sorority formal with the girl who routinely needs an update on “What are we?” or an Academy award nominated actor with his Russian supermodel girlfriend at Wimbledon, no dude is exempt from this uncomfortable, tension-filled standoff.

So the next time you’re in the car and a “what do you want to eat?” conversation turns into the Cuban Sandwich Crisis, you can find solace in even the most successful celebrity casanovas having to put up with the same BS as us regular folks.

  5. SirCarlosIII

    “Well, I’m just gonna go fuck myself” has never work for me. They usually only listen the “go fuck” part. Bitches be crazy indeed.

    9 years ago at 12:39 pm
  7. Chadwick Brice

    Clearly not putting up with the “I’m gonna cry in public over something unreasonable to make you look like an asshole” maneuver, TFM.

    9 years ago at 1:11 pm
  8. Sperry Seinfeld

    This is a perfect example why a woman is not capable of being President. This girl is pissed at him only because his ex gf showed up and is sitting directly behind them. A rational man’s reaction is the face Cooper is making, “How the fuck is it my fault my ex bought publicly available tickets to the same very popular sporting event?” A woman’s reaction…angry crying bitchy cold war for 1-2 days for a man allowing something he has no control over to happen to her.

    9 years ago at 1:35 pm
    1. Dizzy_Bat

      You know what else women do? Rant endlessly and draw conclusions about completely unrelated things like Bradley Cooper at a sporting event and the 2016 presidential race.

      9 years ago at 1:45 pm