What It’s Really Like To Work On A High Powered Political Campaign

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I worked on political campaigns for a little over a year — and it was the worst year of my life.

I went to college in the nation’s capital, and by default, was thrust into the world of politics. During my time in school, I interned with the Office of the U.S. Attorney General, both sides of Congress, and the United States Supreme Court. Pretty impressive, right? Well, I thought so at least. After attending a school that costs roughly a kidney, a firstborn, and hundreds of thousands of dollars, I was feeling pretty good about myself when I crossed that graduation stage in May of 2012. I had gone to a great (or, at least a decent enough) school and had a fairly impressive résumé. I was going places. I was doing things. I was going to kick ass, take names, and become someone of importance. Basically, I was an Olivia Pope (the hot black girl from “Scandal” — you know, the show that every girl you know is obsessed with) in the making.

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Fast forward one year and there I was: depressed, jaded, and fat. 12 months of working on campaigns and I was a fucking mess. I’ll back up a bit.

In July of 2012 I packed up my ‘07 Volvo sedan covered in McCain/Palin, sorority letter, and Romney stickers and headed south down I-95. I was going to be heading a field office in one of the most important counties in one of the most important states: Tampa, Florida. My first day of work was the Tuesday after Fourth of July weekend. By Wednesday, I knew I had made a huge mistake. I was the only staffer in my tiny office located between a jail, an airport, and a high school for troubled teens. The area was so bad that my father insisted I either come home to Virginia or get my concealed carry permit. I chose the latter.

Three months prior, I was some sorority girl drunk at a field day. Now? I was some sorority girl with way too much responsibility…and a gun. The ridiculousness was/is not lost on me.

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I worked seven days a week, 12, 18, 24 hour days, for four months straight while working on the Romney/Ryan campaign. I averaged two all-nighters a week, though that number exponentially increased come October. I was in charge of one third of the second-most important county in the country. Under my direction, I organized a team of hundreds of volunteers (including the Georgia CRs, something that, still, to this day, I do not know how I pulled off) who knocked on over 26,000 doors in one day. I shattered RNC records. I was promised a phone call from Reince Priebus, a meeting with Paul Ryan, and a job in D.C. come November. None of that ever happened — though, I understand that when you’re running a national campaign, “rewarding” a 22-year-old is on the bottom of the to-do list. I made walkbooks, made phone calls, manually input thousands and thousands of data numbers, organized volunteers, events, watch parties, stocked my office with groceries, and appeased my county’s elderly and crotchety Republican Executive Committee (REC).

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I was screamed at by volunteers, accosted by Obama supporters, and dealt with methhead Florida homeless people who fell asleep in my office’s back room. I was called a “prissy bitch,” a “racist,” and a “Romney cunt” to my face by protesters. I had a lack of supplies, a lack of help, and a lack of sleep. I repeated “yard signs don’t win elections, people do” more times than I could count and explained to overzealous “birthers” that regardless of whether or not Obama’s birth certificate is real, he really wasn’t/isn’t going to get impeached. I subsisted off of Papa John’s pizza, cheap bourbon, and Excedrin Migraine. I gained roughly 17 pounds and I was paid the equivalent of $24,000 a year.

On November 6, 2012, we lost. And just like that, all of the hard work, the sleepless nights, the tears and the pure fucking exhaustion, it was over. I packed up my office the next day, mailed my equipment to some warehouse in Tennessee, and drove back up I-95. I had nothing to show for the past four months of my life other than a few extra pounds and a couple of pats on the back from my direct bosses. They promised they’d call me with a job offer, that even though we’d lost, my hard work deserved reward. They never called.

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I went on to work on two more campaigns, a Lieutenant Governor campaign that would ultimately be decided in a convention in Virginia and a special election Congressional race for Tim Scott’s former seat in South Carolina. We lost both.

Campaigns are a crapshoot. That was possibly the toughest pill to swallow. My hard work, my dedication, my love and respect for the candidate…it didn’t matter. It didn’t come down to me. It came down to the people voting — and that is something that you, as a staffer, have no control over. I worked seven days a week for a little over a year. I gained weight. I lost sleep. I missed weddings, I missed births, I missed life events, and my relationship of over a year ended. For one year, my life was someone other than myself, a cause other than myself.

If this account comes off as bitter — it’s because it is. It’s because I am bitter. I’m bitter that we lost. I’m bitter that I dedicated a year of my life to something and I have nothing tangible to show for it. I’m bitter when I tell people I ran the top office in the country for the Romney/Ryan campaign, I’m met with “Well, you obviously didn’t work hard enough.” I’m bitter that our country has a president, a Lieutenant Governor, and a U.S. Congressman that I neither worked for, nor voted for. I’m bitter because I don’t know if I could’ve done more — if one more door or one more phone call or one more dollar would’ve made a difference. I’m bitter because I will never know what could’ve been.

I’m often asked if I would go back, knowing what I know now, and do it again. My answer is always “yes.” I worked on political campaigns for a little over a year — and it was the worst year of my life. But I would, without a doubt, do it again.

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I have seen the very discussion of working on campaigns after college in the forum countless times, so, to those of you reading this and wondering the same thing: do it. Working on a campaign will nearly kill you. It will force you to do things you never thought you could accomplish. It will push you, test you, and come close to breaking you, but it’s worth it.

I don’t have any wins under my belt, but I have experience. I have stories. I can watch the news and know that I did everything in my power to change this country for the better — and that is a powerful feeling.

  1. Virginia Gentleman

    This article would have been much more interesting if the pictures included your boobs.

    11 years ago at 1:43 pm
  2. GOPsully

    “It came down to the people voting — and that is something that you, as a staffer, have no control over.” – If you believe that, then that is why you lost every campaign. I’ve got 7 years on your 1 year, so don’t assume I have no idea what it is like or how hard it is…

    11 years ago at 1:46 pm
  3. the state school pun guy

    From Rush to Rehab… While on the subject of politics, if there is ever a Warren your pants, just let me know. I will be your Sexretary of Defense and cum to defend your honor….
    Just sayin.

    11 years ago at 1:49 pm
    1. nagger_rich

      If you’re a Virginia resident, does that mean you got rejected from U-Va, W&M…as well as Georgetown and perhaps even GW? I suspect you ended up at DC’s tier 3, American University or you were really slumming it at Catholic? Then you complain you’re only making $25k per year after majoring in…communications? Effort equals outcome. Smart people get rewarded with success. You seem to have a pattern of a lack of effort and poor choices.

      11 years ago at 12:36 pm
      1. ChiOxoxo

        y’all are clearly ignorant of how political jobs work. you could be the next Ronald Reagan graduating with a 4.0 from UVA and still make $25k out of college on a campaign. that’s how the game works. all the college grads make that much no matter if their field office single handedly won the election. Just because you’re probably some cocky finance major who’s barely passing, doesn’t give you any right to judge. She probably worked harder on these campaigns than you will in your entire life and has the character to prove it.

        11 years ago at 7:42 am
  4. The_Names_Doug_Dimmadome

    If we have to listen to you bitch about your job, we should at least get to see your tits. By the way, come work at any real consulting firm and I’m sure you would gladly go back to gallivanting across the country helping out with political campaigns.

    11 years ago at 1:53 pm
  5. ZeteNJ

    Can relate to all of this. I was on Romney’s finance team in New York back when it was Free & Strong America PAC supporting Republicans during the 2010 mid terms. I then did a year of political consulting in 2011, followed by a Senate campaign in NJ in 2012. After we lost in 2012, I bailed. I was done working 80 hour weeks for 35K a year in the most expensive metro area in the country. Besides, Republicans by me (and truth be told, Romney as well) are barely Republicans.

    I did get to do some cool things. I interviewed Donald Trump and tried to get him to give Meg Whitman money. I met Scott Brown who is in my fraternity and reminisced with me on his formals at Tufts. I road around Manhattan in a limo of Henry Kissinger. All that was cool, but at the end of the day, while money can’t buy happiness, it can solve 90% of problems that make you unhappy. And until you’ve been in the game for decades, there’s no money in politics, and a lot of work.

    But like you alluded too, every one who made it to that point, were divorced, never saw their kids (if they ever had any), had no personal lives. Their work was their lives in every sense. I didn’t want that. I chose my fiancé, my friends, and money, over what is ultimately usually a futile fight.

    Side note, the fact that you carry a gun definitely made you infinitely more attractive in my opinion.

    11 years ago at 1:55 pm
    1. From Rush to Rehab

      I interned for Scott Brown in ’10. One of the nicest guys I’ve ever met. Your response made me smile. Thank you.

      11 years ago at 2:01 pm
      1. ZeteNJ

        Any shot you were at the event with Brown, Meg Whitman, Romney and McCain at the Mandarin Hotel that summer?

        P.S., really, really hope he wins on Tuesday up in NH. Such a cool guy.

        11 years ago at 4:37 pm
      2. ZeteNJ

        Any shot you were at the event with Brown, Meg Whitman, Romney and McCain at the Mandarin Hotel in NYC that summer?

        P.S., really, really hope he wins on Tuesday up in NH. Such a cool guy.

        11 years ago at 4:37 pm
  6. NotObama2016

    I really enjoyed reading this article. It was a key example of the resolve of the human spirit, and I commend you for writing such a masterpiece. Also, SHOW US YOUR TITS

    11 years ago at 1:55 pm
  7. Joe Willie

    Ecclesiastes 10:19 KJV
    [19] A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things .

    11 years ago at 2:11 pm