What’s This Deal With This Blindfolded, Naked Girl Hanging Out On The Texas State Campus?

Someone at Texas State has something to say, and she’s taking her clothes off to do it. I received the below tip and pictures this morning.

Morning Dorn.

Since y’all like to report about the weird shit that goes on at Texas State, you might want to hear this. There’s currently a naked lady sitting on our library steps. And she’s blindfolded. Word is that she’s recording everyone’s reactions as well.

Now I get that everyone gets a little crazy at the end of the semester, but this might be taking it a little too far…

Happy Monday to us Bobcats right?

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According to another source, the police let her go on account of her First Amendment rights. Oh, and her nips are apparently taped.

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It could be that the stress from finals has caused her to go completely off the deep end, but I can’t imagine that kind of stress, no matter how bad it might be, would cause you to blindfold yourself, take your top off, put on your ’90s style headphones, and sit out in a very active part of campus. This isn’t stress. This is what crazy looks like.

I get that she has a statement to make — and our awesome country gives her the right to make it publicly. On one hand, she’s definitely getting some attention. People hear “titties out in the quad,” and everyone comes running. Her plan is working. And here I am taking it national.

On the other hand, though, isn’t her message pretty much lost on account of the bizarre public spectacle? It’s unclear what message she’s trying to convey here, and it could actually be something great, or something that needs attention. Maybe two-month-old golden retriever puppies are being slaughtered for their coats in some seedy corner of the world and this girl is the only one who knows about it, so this is her attempt to let the people know. Who knows.

The problem is no one is going to focus on the puppies, because, you know, she blindfolded herself and let the girls out on the steps of the Texas State library.

    1. MilToFrat

      As a vet returning to school, I feasted on the “daddy issue” types. Served me well!

      10 years ago at 1:00 pm
      1. Kevlar2Bowties

        Not a good look dude, grow the fuck up and represent us with honor. Signed, a fellow student veteran.

        10 years ago at 2:16 pm
  1. FrattyWill

    Looks like she heeded the advice of the wise TFM commenters and showed us her tits.

    10 years ago at 12:36 pm
  2. RonPaulFratstar

    This is the third story I have seen about naked girls in libraries in the past year, I’m almost tempted to go for once.

    10 years ago at 12:42 pm
    1. Johnny Manpiece

      They let her go on account of her first amendment rights…if I did this I would be a registered sex offender.

      10 years ago at 9:53 pm
      1. Tvonthefritz1

        Oh please. You’re a male. You can practically go naked through the streets at this point. It’s your birthright according to society’s nonsensical gender roles.

        10 years ago at 5:27 pm
      2. Tvonthefritz1

        Yeah I’m going to drive by the first shirtless dude I see. “You have mommy issues, you crazy bitch?”

        10 years ago at 5:33 pm
    1. Middle aged speedo

      I was looking half-heartedly at the sorta naked chick but you brought our attention to the real spectacle

      10 years ago at 7:45 pm
  3. IotaKappa771

    Instead of “titties out in the quad,” you’re more prone to use “puppies out in my van!” aren’t you, Dorn?

    10 years ago at 12:46 pm
  4. Jimmy Buffett12

    I know we’re not supposed to say women are “asking for it” based on the way they dress but…

    10 years ago at 12:48 pm
  5. ThursdayNightClub

    While I completely understand why, I HATE seeing a headline with the words – naked girl hanging out – and NOT being able to see her 100% naked. With that said, I’m 99% sure I would do her..

    10 years ago at 1:03 pm