This is obviously a metaphor. The bird is the first fratstar and the worm is the slampiece. The mouse is the next fratstar and the cheese is the std he contracts from sloppy seconds…
The first mouse is the GDI who does all the hard work. The second mouse is the fratstar who parties the night before and gets up late. The GDI mouse has attempted to reap the benefits of all his hard work but ultimately its the fratstar mouse who gets the cheese.
The first mouse gets killed by the trap trying to get the cheese. Therefore leaving the cheese free for the second mouse, who didn’t have to risk his life to get the cheese.
The late rising worm doesn’t get eaten
14 years ago at 6:26 pmI fail to see how this is a TFM, but whatever.
14 years ago at 6:33 pmno one would expect a sig ep to understand anything frat so its not your fault
14 years ago at 1:39 amAgreed. Sig ep=NF
14 years ago at 8:09 amCorrection. “No pledge” fraternities = NF. So, Balanced man = NF. There are some traditional Sig ep chapters that are FaF.
14 years ago at 8:25 amI am nether a bird or a worm, so quite frankly, I couldn’t give a fuck.
14 years ago at 6:35 pmAmen, hahaha, frat on.
14 years ago at 11:00 pmIn Hoc Brother
Why is this on here?
14 years ago at 6:35 pmThis is obviously a metaphor. The bird is the first fratstar and the worm is the slampiece. The mouse is the next fratstar and the cheese is the std he contracts from sloppy seconds…
14 years ago at 6:37 pmwtf
14 years ago at 6:39 pmHAHAHAHAHA!
You sir are either stupid or hysterical.
14 years ago at 7:09 pmThe first mouse is the GDI who does all the hard work. The second mouse is the fratstar who parties the night before and gets up late. The GDI mouse has attempted to reap the benefits of all his hard work but ultimately its the fratstar mouse who gets the cheese.
Its a mouse trap
14 years ago at 6:42 pmThe first mouse gets killed by the trap trying to get the cheese. Therefore leaving the cheese free for the second mouse, who didn’t have to risk his life to get the cheese.
14 years ago at 6:44 pmNo fucking shit. The previous comments were making jokes, this is just stating the ridiculous obvious. Get back in the kitchen, dumbass.
14 years ago at 7:39 pmridiculously*
14 years ago at 7:41 pmNot caring and still having everything work out for you. TFM
14 years ago at 8:11 pmIgnatius of Loybrola? Catholic school inherently is NF
14 years ago at 8:57 pmThe Jesuit high schools in America churn out future fratstars like nobody’s business.
AMDG
14 years ago at 11:31 pmOld Brominion probably went to public school. Jesuit schools are FaF. Go back to mylifeisbro geed.
14 years ago at 11:35 pmGin and Tonic, where’d you go to school just out of curiosity
14 years ago at 11:41 pmSt X in Cincy
14 years ago at 11:52 pmYou guys were good as fuck at sports, I’m pretty sure we played you at the Jesuit Lacrosse Classic
I went to St Ignatius Prep in Chicago we sucked at football but were called the hardest place to play in the state for basketball
14 years ago at 11:56 pmo I get it. The worm is my dick
14 years ago at 9:11 pmAnd the cheese is your schmegma?
14 years ago at 7:29 am