Whiskey And Bud Light Dominate As America’s Favorite Ways To Get Hammered
The results are in and America’s favorite beer and liquor have been chosen.
The drinking social app BARTENDr gathered data from its 700,000 users to determine the most popular beer and liquor drinks by state.
An overwhelming 42 states selected whiskey as their favorite liquor, with Jack Daniels and Fireball listed as the favorite brands.
Bud Light reigns as the king of beers, with 33 states selecting it. Blue Moon, Corona, Guinness, Heineken, and Pabst Blue Ribbon are also popular.
There’s no denying the accuracy of this data. Fireball is fucking delicious. I used to stumble around house parties with a handle of the cinnamony-sweet nectar, slurping it straight from the bottle and asking girls if they wanted a pull. They would say no. Not because Fireball isn’t amazing, but because I weirded them out (one of my eyes gets smaller than the other when I’m real drunk on Fireball – my brothers referred to this as the “Boosh eye”).
Jack is another favorite of mine, whether I’m splashing it on the rocks or mixing it with some Coke, but I still put it below Fireball on my list (gives you less bang for your buck).
It also makes sense that Bud Light (presented by TFM) is at the top of the list. Shit’s so damn good. The only thing that could make a BL better is if it’s wrapped in a TFM beer sleeve — buy yours here!
Here’s the full breakdown, state by state.
State: Top Beer Brand, Top Liquor Brand
Alaska: Bud Light, Jack Daniels
Alabama: Bud Light, Fireball
Arkansas: Bud Light, Evan Williams
Arizona: Blue Moon, Fireball
California: Blue Moon, Jack Daniels
Colorado: Bud Light, Bacardi
Connecticut: Corona, Patron
Delaware: Bud Light, Crown Royal
Florida: Pabst Blue Ribbon, Jack Daniels
Georgia: Corona, Jack Daniels
Hawaii: Bud Light, Jack Daniels
Iowa: Bud Light, Fireball/Captain Morgan/Jagermeister
Idaho: Bud Light, Evan Williams
Illinois: Coors/Guinness, Jameson
Indiana: Corona/PBR/Heineken, Patron/Jagermeister/Crown Royal
Kansas: Bud Light, Jack Daniels
Kentucky: Bud Light, Crown Royal/Jager
Louisiana: Bud Light, Crown Royal
Massachusetts: Bud Light, Hennessy
Maryland: Bud Light, Svedka/Fireball
Maine: Budweiser, Fireball
Michigan: Bud Light, Jim Beam
Minnesota: Budweiser, Fireball
Mississippi: Bud Light, Fireball
Missouri: Bud Light, Fireball
Montana: Bud Light, Jack Daniels
North Carolina: Heineken, Jack Daniels
North Dakota: Bud Light, Jack Daniels
Nebraska: Founders Brewing Curmudgeon Old Ale, Fireball
New Hampshire: Bud Light, Fireball
New Jersey: Bud Light/Corona, Fireball/Patron
New Mexico: Bud Light, Fireball
New York: Blue Moon, Hennessy
Nevada: Bud Light, Crown Royal
Ohio: Bud Light, Jack Daniels/Fireball
Oklahoma: Bud Light, Crown Royal
Oregon: Bud Light, Jose Cuervo
Pennsylvania: Guinness, Jameson
Rhode Island: Bud Light, Fireball
South Carolina: Bud Light, George Dickel
South Dakota: Bud Light, Jack Daniels
Tennessee: Bud Light, Jack Daniels
Texas: Corona, Jack Daniels
Utah: Polygamy Nitro Porter, Jack Daniels
Virginia: Bud Light, Grey Goose
Vermont: Bud Light, Jack Daniels
Washington: Bud Light, Fireweed/Patron
Wisconsin: Bud Light, Captain Morgan
West Virginia: Bud Light, Jack Daniels
Wyoming: Bud Light, Fireball
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[via WTOP]
I’m disappointed that Wisconsin isn’t at least Miller
10 years ago at 4:24 pmThis list is fucked.
10 years ago at 5:32 pmShark Week and Fail Friday?
10 years ago at 4:26 pmHave you ever watched a baseball game where your ace is dealing for 7 innings, then they put in a shitty reliever and he allows 5 runs? That’s how it feels going from reading a Boosh article to Steve Holt/Helmet Stickers. God Bless you, Boosh
10 years ago at 4:43 pmNo, that’s how it feels to be a Braves fan.
10 years ago at 5:03 pm*Braves fan in the Roger McDowell era. When Mazzoni was pitching coach, all things were good.
10 years ago at 11:37 pmSharkweekTFM and Boosh dominate as the sole reasons people still visit TFM.
10 years ago at 4:45 pmIndiana will drink anything to make them forget that they are in Indiana.
10 years ago at 4:46 pmLeast boosh accepts he is just writing another bud light plugged article.
10 years ago at 4:46 pmCorona and Patron. Who knew there were so many Mexicans in Connecticut?
10 years ago at 4:50 pmGood ole Florida with our whites trash choice of beer.
10 years ago at 4:51 pmLived in Texas my whole life. Never seen someone order a Corona. It’s strictly Bud, Shiner, Lone Star or get the fuck out. Also, Crown is much bigger than Jack here.
10 years ago at 4:59 pmLived in Texas my whole life as well and corona is my choice. It’s a bit more money, but a corona and lime beats any other beer.
10 years ago at 5:42 pmNo it does not
10 years ago at 5:58 pmYour sister’s pussy and a lime beats corona and a lime
10 years ago at 7:07 pmPutting fruit in your beer is for GDIs.
10 years ago at 10:30 amApparently not, boss
10 years ago at 7:11 pmI guess Amish people love Irish Car Bombs.
10 years ago at 5:09 pm