Whiskey And Bud Light Dominate As America’s Favorite Ways To Get Hammered
The results are in and America’s favorite beer and liquor have been chosen.
The drinking social app BARTENDr gathered data from its 700,000 users to determine the most popular beer and liquor drinks by state.
An overwhelming 42 states selected whiskey as their favorite liquor, with Jack Daniels and Fireball listed as the favorite brands.
Bud Light reigns as the king of beers, with 33 states selecting it. Blue Moon, Corona, Guinness, Heineken, and Pabst Blue Ribbon are also popular.
There’s no denying the accuracy of this data. Fireball is fucking delicious. I used to stumble around house parties with a handle of the cinnamony-sweet nectar, slurping it straight from the bottle and asking girls if they wanted a pull. They would say no. Not because Fireball isn’t amazing, but because I weirded them out (one of my eyes gets smaller than the other when I’m real drunk on Fireball – my brothers referred to this as the “Boosh eye”).
Jack is another favorite of mine, whether I’m splashing it on the rocks or mixing it with some Coke, but I still put it below Fireball on my list (gives you less bang for your buck).
It also makes sense that Bud Light (presented by TFM) is at the top of the list. Shit’s so damn good. The only thing that could make a BL better is if it’s wrapped in a TFM beer sleeve — buy yours here!
Here’s the full breakdown, state by state.
State: Top Beer Brand, Top Liquor Brand
Alaska: Bud Light, Jack Daniels
Alabama: Bud Light, Fireball
Arkansas: Bud Light, Evan Williams
Arizona: Blue Moon, Fireball
California: Blue Moon, Jack Daniels
Colorado: Bud Light, Bacardi
Connecticut: Corona, Patron
Delaware: Bud Light, Crown Royal
Florida: Pabst Blue Ribbon, Jack Daniels
Georgia: Corona, Jack Daniels
Hawaii: Bud Light, Jack Daniels
Iowa: Bud Light, Fireball/Captain Morgan/Jagermeister
Idaho: Bud Light, Evan Williams
Illinois: Coors/Guinness, Jameson
Indiana: Corona/PBR/Heineken, Patron/Jagermeister/Crown Royal
Kansas: Bud Light, Jack Daniels
Kentucky: Bud Light, Crown Royal/Jager
Louisiana: Bud Light, Crown Royal
Massachusetts: Bud Light, Hennessy
Maryland: Bud Light, Svedka/Fireball
Maine: Budweiser, Fireball
Michigan: Bud Light, Jim Beam
Minnesota: Budweiser, Fireball
Mississippi: Bud Light, Fireball
Missouri: Bud Light, Fireball
Montana: Bud Light, Jack Daniels
North Carolina: Heineken, Jack Daniels
North Dakota: Bud Light, Jack Daniels
Nebraska: Founders Brewing Curmudgeon Old Ale, Fireball
New Hampshire: Bud Light, Fireball
New Jersey: Bud Light/Corona, Fireball/Patron
New Mexico: Bud Light, Fireball
New York: Blue Moon, Hennessy
Nevada: Bud Light, Crown Royal
Ohio: Bud Light, Jack Daniels/Fireball
Oklahoma: Bud Light, Crown Royal
Oregon: Bud Light, Jose Cuervo
Pennsylvania: Guinness, Jameson
Rhode Island: Bud Light, Fireball
South Carolina: Bud Light, George Dickel
South Dakota: Bud Light, Jack Daniels
Tennessee: Bud Light, Jack Daniels
Texas: Corona, Jack Daniels
Utah: Polygamy Nitro Porter, Jack Daniels
Virginia: Bud Light, Grey Goose
Vermont: Bud Light, Jack Daniels
Washington: Bud Light, Fireweed/Patron
Wisconsin: Bud Light, Captain Morgan
West Virginia: Bud Light, Jack Daniels
Wyoming: Bud Light, Fireball
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[via WTOP]
The fact that the top beer in Wisconsin is the shit soda known as Bud Light and not Schlitz or Old Milwaukee is beyond me. Fuck Bud Light
10 years ago at 5:30 pmThe fact that the top beer in Wisconsin is the shit soda known as Bud Light and not Schlitz or Old Milwaukee is beyond me. Fuck Bud Light.
10 years ago at 5:31 pmThe fact that the top beer in Wisconsin is the shit soda known as Bud Light and not Schiltz or Old Milwaukee is beyond me. Fuck Bud Light.
10 years ago at 5:51 pmI would much rather drink my urine than drink bud light.
10 years ago at 5:51 pmFuck Budlight… Next time do a survey without woman.
10 years ago at 7:25 pmHopefully more than one woman
10 years ago at 10:58 pmFlorida, you’ve completely let me down
10 years ago at 6:50 pmIt’s all our God damn city hipsters and beach trailer parks. Fuck PBR.
10 years ago at 9:44 pmUtah coming in strong with the Polygamy beer.
10 years ago at 6:56 pmUtah coming in strong with the Polygamy Porter
10 years ago at 6:58 pmFounders Brewing Whateverthefuck made an appearance but Natty didn’t?
10 years ago at 7:07 pmKentuckians, with all of bourbon country in their backyard, choose Crown Royal/Jager? I’m not convinced, BARTENDr. Good article though, Boosh. Keep on fighting the good fight.
10 years ago at 7:46 pmNebraskans have never seen or heard of that beer
10 years ago at 10:49 pmWhy maker’s isn’t on this list? I’ll never fucking know
10 years ago at 10:55 pm