#WhiteLiberalProverbs Is Trending And Funny People On Twitter Ripped It Apart

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Twitter might be catching some heat for censorship, but it’s still the best source for social media shade. This time around, it comes in the form of the trending #WhiteLiberalProverbs. Since this is the wild west of social media we’re talking about, all the serious “look at me” posts are entirely eclipsed by a number of smart asses that know exactly how to push all the right (left?) buttons. This is a compilation of those button pushers’ biggest gems. Enjoy.

Trading one set of insults for another is completely acceptable in a safe space.

If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of millions of car doors locking.

I miss Milo.

I bet Trigglypuff is losing her shit right now.

Yup. She’s losing it.

Only if it’s cruelty-free, though.

Either that or “Safety Dance.”

Out of sight, out of mind.

One week before this becomes the chorus to Missouri’s fight song.

Walking a mile in their non-shoes is the first step.

Tough sell when you’re at a publicly funded community college.

Can’t tell if that’s a dude or a woman, but it sure hits the nail on the head.

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      1. GodHatesFigs

        You are a bucket of bloody douches marinating in Lena Dunham’s cum juice.

        8 years ago at 1:59 pm
  1. Donnie Fratzoff

    “We’re the party of ethnic diversity, that’s why our top 5 candidates were all white northern WASPS (well one Jew).” #WhiteLiberalProverbs

    8 years ago at 12:46 pm
    1. VandyConservative

      And the good ole boy from racist Texas who preceded our current president has more women in his cabinet. But I thought Republicans hated women?

      8 years ago at 12:48 pm
      1. CrookedHalo

        The Clintons love women, as long as they are gobbling Bill’s loads so Hillary doesn’t have to

        8 years ago at 1:55 pm
  2. CanadianB4C0N

    “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” Only one that matters.

    8 years ago at 3:52 pm
  3. BloodyBunghole

    “Can’t tell if that’s a dude or a woman…”, kinda sums up my average Saturday night.

    8 years ago at 3:56 pm
  4. ImHereForTheGangbang

    “I love living in a racially-diverse urban neighborhood …… until my kids reach school age. Then I’m moving to the suburbs.” #WhiteLiberalProverbs

    “As a Jewish atheist homosexual, I am a big supporter of the Palestinian Authority which considers all three of those things to be capital crimes.” #WhiteLiberalProverbs

    “My semester of study abroad in Florence means I know way more about the world than a ten year military veteran who did multiple tours overseas.” #WhiteLiberalProverbs

    “The GOP is the party of old white men. That’s why I supported a 74-year-old white man in the Democratic Primary.” #WhiteLiberalProverbs

    “We need to prevent conservative speakers from being allowed on campus so that we can maintain an environment where people aren’t afraid to express themselves. #WhiteLiberalProverbs

    “If you give a man a fish, he will vote Democrat for a day. If you teach a man to fish, he will vote Republican for the rest of his life.” #WhiteLiberalProverbs

    8 years ago at 1:19 pm