#WhiteLiberalProverbs Is Trending And Funny People On Twitter Ripped It Apart
Twitter might be catching some heat for censorship, but it’s still the best source for social media shade. This time around, it comes in the form of the trending #WhiteLiberalProverbs. Since this is the wild west of social media we’re talking about, all the serious “look at me” posts are entirely eclipsed by a number of smart asses that know exactly how to push all the right (left?) buttons. This is a compilation of those button pushers’ biggest gems. Enjoy.
Trading one set of insults for another is completely acceptable in a safe space.
If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of millions of car doors locking.
I miss Milo.
I bet Trigglypuff is losing her shit right now.
Yup. She’s losing it.
Only if it’s cruelty-free, though.
Either that or “Safety Dance.”
Out of sight, out of mind.
One week before this becomes the chorus to Missouri’s fight song.
Walking a mile in their non-shoes is the first step.
Tough sell when you’re at a publicly funded community college.
Can’t tell if that’s a dude or a woman, but it sure hits the nail on the head..
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#FreeMilo
8 years ago at 12:45 pmBrock Turner >>>
8 years ago at 1:46 pmYou are a bucket of bloody douches marinating in Lena Dunham’s cum juice.
8 years ago at 1:59 pm“We’re the party of ethnic diversity, that’s why our top 5 candidates were all white northern WASPS (well one Jew).” #WhiteLiberalProverbs
8 years ago at 12:46 pmAnd the good ole boy from racist Texas who preceded our current president has more women in his cabinet. But I thought Republicans hated women?
8 years ago at 12:48 pmThe Clintons love women, as long as they are gobbling Bill’s loads so Hillary doesn’t have to
8 years ago at 1:55 pmKEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF THIS CAMPUS KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OFF THIS CAMPUS
8 years ago at 12:54 pmhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kLHMhQIk2vY
Lets do our part to keep it trending
8 years ago at 1:26 pmFuck Liberals
8 years ago at 1:39 pm“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” Only one that matters.
8 years ago at 3:52 pm“Can’t tell if that’s a dude or a woman…”, kinda sums up my average Saturday night.
8 years ago at 3:56 pm…and modern feminists
8 years ago at 5:37 pm“I love living in a racially-diverse urban neighborhood …… until my kids reach school age. Then I’m moving to the suburbs.” #WhiteLiberalProverbs
“As a Jewish atheist homosexual, I am a big supporter of the Palestinian Authority which considers all three of those things to be capital crimes.” #WhiteLiberalProverbs
“My semester of study abroad in Florence means I know way more about the world than a ten year military veteran who did multiple tours overseas.” #WhiteLiberalProverbs
“The GOP is the party of old white men. That’s why I supported a 74-year-old white man in the Democratic Primary.” #WhiteLiberalProverbs
“We need to prevent conservative speakers from being allowed on campus so that we can maintain an environment where people aren’t afraid to express themselves. #WhiteLiberalProverbs
“If you give a man a fish, he will vote Democrat for a day. If you teach a man to fish, he will vote Republican for the rest of his life.” #WhiteLiberalProverbs
8 years ago at 1:19 pm