Who’s The Hottest Person In The New ‘Baywatch’ Trailer?
A Baywatch reboot featuring the hardest working and most likable man in Hollywood plus Zac Efron plus a plethora of hotties in bikinis sounds like a can’t-miss on paper, and the trailer would back that up. Here’s the first teaser trailer for Baywatch.
The eye candy, though. Damn. I know this movie is probably going to be hilarious and entertaining throughout, but it could be a silent film and still move the needle with all this scattered ass. Shoutout to Charlotte McKinney for making a surprise cameo.
Let’s take a look at all the hotties from the trailer and rate them on a scale of one fire emoji to five fire emojis.
Kelly Rohrbach
Hotness score: 🔥🔥🔥
Alexandra Daddario
Hotness score: 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Ilfenesh Hadera
Hotness score: 🔥🔥🔥
Charlotte McKinney
Hotness score: 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Efron
Hotness score: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Good God, Efron. Good GOD, Zac Efron..
This doesn’t seem like a movie for you Dorn. Not enough kids
8 years ago at 12:05 pmIt reminds him of what could’ve been if he’d stayed a lifeguard at the local pool giving mouth-to-mouth to children.
8 years ago at 12:08 pmTWendyPfeffercornM
8 years ago at 5:37 pmKeep this shit on TSM
8 years ago at 12:06 pmI would say the small child dorn cropped out for his “personal collection”
8 years ago at 12:16 pmTry again champ
8 years ago at 7:37 pmGee guy you really got me
8 years ago at 10:06 pmOne bad dorno pedophilia joke and the sharks descend
8 years ago at 10:07 pmradbeer, that was a vaginator-level retort.
8 years ago at 12:07 amWell this confirms everything we already knew about you
8 years ago at 12:17 pmYou must be new here
8 years ago at 1:03 pmI actually agree, Zac Efron included.
8 years ago at 12:20 pmPSA – If any of you still haven’t seen S1 of True Detective, Alexandra Daddario gets naked a couple of times. Her tits are unreal.
8 years ago at 12:39 pmActually I think they’re real
8 years ago at 12:40 pmFuck you Dorn
8 years ago at 12:43 pmShut up Dorn
8 years ago at 12:43 pmgod i hate you so much
8 years ago at 2:57 pmDorn with the classic move of pretending to be gay so people forget that you’re a pedophile
8 years ago at 12:39 pmEfron’s a little old for you isn’t he Dorn?
8 years ago at 12:44 pmEver since that episode of Always Sunny wear Charlie makes out with Daddario, I’ve wanted to be a janitor.
8 years ago at 12:45 pm“Wear”
8 years ago at 12:59 pmLooks like my janitorial training is paying off already!
8 years ago at 1:09 pmA+ save
8 years ago at 1:48 pmA 50 footer to save par.
8 years ago at 8:27 amMcKinney and Daddario would be a Rock n Roll Express level tag team
8 years ago at 1:39 pm