Will Muschamp Attempts To Emasculate Dabo Swinney, “Your Wife Was Hitting On Me”
New South Carolina coach Will Muschamp has yet to coach a single down for the Gamecocks, but that hasn’t stopped him from stirring the pot with in-state rival Dabo Swinney. The two were attending a “Coaches for Charity” event last night when Muschamp attempted to walk all over his Palmetto Bowl competitor.
Muschamp, you savage son of a gun. That’s how you come out firing. Is there anything more emasculating than opening up with a double pat on the back followed with a “your girl totally wants this D” line? It was like watching the new neighborhood pup strutting around with his chest puffed out, sniffing, and pissing all over the block marking his territory as the alpha dog watches helplessly from behind the fence. So disrespectful you can’t help but admire the move. That said, you can now pencil in Dabo hanging a 70-burger on USC later this year..
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Respect the move, but I also respect Dabo’s response. Plus it’s a little easier to shake off an insult when Clemson’s scrubs could hang up a 50 spot on the dumpster fire that is USC
9 years ago at 3:38 pmClemson played in the national championship last year and scraped by with a 5 point win against us
9 years ago at 3:42 pmUs? You’re on the team?
9 years ago at 3:44 pmSo when you’re talking about your school’s team how do you refer to them? You don’t say we? our team? my team?
9 years ago at 3:59 pmI’m sure that not even USC would want to be associated with MelGibsonsWrinklyNuts
9 years ago at 5:49 pmDabo doesn’t care he probably already fucked Will’s wife
9 years ago at 3:43 pmI would just like to thank the user base of TFM for shitting on the Chive so much they ran off. Drinking today to that.
9 years ago at 3:43 pmLol what a cock
9 years ago at 4:09 pmIt would be nice to get a wifed up Wednesday poll with both wives picture so we the TFM community can decide who is hotter
9 years ago at 4:10 pmWill’s is an absolute dime.
9 years ago at 8:18 pmThose are fighting words
9 years ago at 4:37 pmThe only thing that Will has going for him is his wife. I saw her a couple of times while they were in Auburn and I’m pretty sure I creamed.
9 years ago at 7:51 pm