Adam and Eve realizing they were nude for the first time was probably a bigger sex scandal.
Like basically imagine having this really strange fleshy apparatus between your legs for your entire life that ostensibly just dangles there and dribbles pee-pee out every so often, and then all of a sudden you’re just overcome with this mind-blowing knowledge that it’s actually a really easy to operate Sex Button that when pressed enough times gives you this thing called an orgasm. And so Adam goes around poking his Sex Button into whatever semi-moist hole he can find and is just orgasming all over the place and lives in a pretty consistent life of pleasure, and Eve meanwhile keeps looking down wondering why she doesn’t have anything similar and gets kinda sad and decides that from then on every female to exist has to enact revenge by being moronic and generally nonsensical to us Men.
He wants to have sexual relations with that woman.
11 years ago at 4:49 pmIs going to*
11 years ago at 6:07 pmHas*
11 years ago at 11:46 pmStud
11 years ago at 6:25 pmBill fucking a White House intern inside the fucking White House. RFM.
11 years ago at 9:34 pmNice repetitive use of “fucking” there, champ.
11 years ago at 8:55 pmYou’re right, it was.
11 years ago at 3:04 amNothing funny to say here. Just wondering where the fuck Fail Friday is.
11 years ago at 12:13 amSurviving the largest political sex scandal in history and making zero attempts to change your ways. TFM.
11 years ago at 12:46 pmAdam and Eve realizing they were nude for the first time was probably a bigger sex scandal.
Like basically imagine having this really strange fleshy apparatus between your legs for your entire life that ostensibly just dangles there and dribbles pee-pee out every so often, and then all of a sudden you’re just overcome with this mind-blowing knowledge that it’s actually a really easy to operate Sex Button that when pressed enough times gives you this thing called an orgasm. And so Adam goes around poking his Sex Button into whatever semi-moist hole he can find and is just orgasming all over the place and lives in a pretty consistent life of pleasure, and Eve meanwhile keeps looking down wondering why she doesn’t have anything similar and gets kinda sad and decides that from then on every female to exist has to enact revenge by being moronic and generally nonsensical to us Men.
Yeah, kinda a big deal.
11 years ago at 9:11 pmOkay
11 years ago at 9:02 pmTFM employees, please remove this fucking idiot.
11 years ago at 7:49 amGetting away with having a side chick while you’re president TFM.
11 years ago at 5:38 pmSide chicks, NF. Slams, RFM.
11 years ago at 6:01 pmanyone want a cigar?
11 years ago at 2:51 pm“Let me get a piece of that ass” -Bill Clinton probably
11 years ago at 8:07 pmHell, I’d cheat on my wife too if she was a commie.
11 years ago at 12:07 amhes a stupid liberal
11 years ago at 8:30 amAnd you are a stupid try hard
10 years ago at 1:03 pm