Missing Out On $1,000,000 Playing Fantasy Basketball Would Be An Air-Ball

Christmas is right around the corner. Since you’re going to need some cash to make it rain presents on yourself and your family members, DraftKings wants to give you some free money. All you have to do is play fantasy basketball this week.
Enter the $1,000,000 Contest NOW
Our good friends over at DraftKings are holding a special contest just for TFM readers. In this week’s NBA $1M Return To The Court fantasy basketball contest, you’ll have the chance to take home $100,000. Where else can you win $100K by sitting on your ass and clicking a mouse a few times? It’s a thing of beauty.
Fantasy basketball is also easier to understand than your overly-emotional girlfriend. You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put together a team that will score the most points, grab the most boards, and make it rain threes from downtown. If that doesn’t make sense, then you should watch more #sports.
Over 11,500 players in this contest are guaranteed to win cash. You’d be a fool if you can’t crack the top 11,500. The contest begins on Wednesday, November 4th.
Enter The Contest NOW
Your entry fee to this contest is a mere $20. You spend that much at the bars on Thursday night only to get shot down, so why not invest it in the chance to take home $100K?

Sign up now, and draft your team before the contest fills up..
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