Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?
I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Attention Sasha and CargoShortsYOLO, you have been offered bids to join the prestigious Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity, also referred to as: Heaven. Please sign your cards and report to the house for group hugs to celebrate.
Yo fuck off my good sir, pledges arent allowed to give bids. Attention Sasha and CargoShortsYOLO, you have been offered bids to join the prestigious Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity, also referred to as: Heaven. Please sign your cards and report to the house for group hugs to celebrate. That is all.
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do mot like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not,
in the dark.
Would you, could you,
in the rain?
I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
Say!
I like green eggs and ham!
I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat!
And I would eat them with a goat…
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good so good you see!
So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!
I do so like
green eggs and ham!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am
first for the win
13 years ago at 1:55 pmDude…. Your a theta chi….
13 years ago at 2:02 pmI am Sam
I am Sam
Sam I am
That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am
Do you like
green eggs and ham
I do not like them,
13 years ago at 3:44 pmSam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
^^And you refer to yourself as “fratdaddy”.
In other news, what do y’all think the new TFM section being released on Monday will be?
13 years ago at 4:00 pmImages of monkeys playing with themselves
13 years ago at 8:22 pmMost likely a section for trolls since that is 90% of the users on this website.
13 years ago at 4:03 pm^
13 years ago at 7:11 pmI was wondering if there was anyone left who wasn’t a novelty account….
13 years ago at 6:05 pm^^^^^^ You give a bad name to Samuels everywhere. May the God punish you for using his prophets name in such manners.
13 years ago at 10:30 pm^Thank you.
13 years ago at 10:32 pmThis website has been contaminated
13 years ago at 11:03 pmThis dudes Delt Sig at Mizzou
13 years ago at 1:57 pmWould you like them
Here or there?
I would not like them
13 years ago at 3:44 pmhere or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am
website has been contaminated
13 years ago at 11:03 pmThat’s me!!!! LOL!!!
13 years ago at 2:17 pmWould you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?
I do not like them
13 years ago at 3:45 pmin a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
This website been contaminated
13 years ago at 11:03 pmAlways. Happens. Every. Time.
13 years ago at 2:37 pmRestraining orders suck don’t they?
13 years ago at 2:43 pmWould you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?
Not in a box.
13 years ago at 3:45 pmNot with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
at least this thread has not been contaminated.
13 years ago at 11:19 amAttention Sasha and CargoShortsYOLO, you have been offered bids to join the prestigious Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity, also referred to as: Heaven. Please sign your cards and report to the house for group hugs to celebrate.
13 years ago at 2:46 pmYo fuck off my good sir, pledges arent allowed to give bids. Attention Sasha and CargoShortsYOLO, you have been offered bids to join the prestigious Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity, also referred to as: Heaven. Please sign your cards and report to the house for group hugs to celebrate. That is all.
13 years ago at 3:42 pmI’m so ashamed.
13 years ago at 3:43 pmlol bros im truly honered but we dont have sororities at my online universitie. thank u tho :D. byee -#sasha
13 years ago at 3:43 pmMotion to special initiate Sasha?
13 years ago at 3:45 pmWould you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.
I would not ,
could not,
in a car
You may like them.
13 years ago at 3:46 pmYou will see.
You may like them
in a tree?
d not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
Talking to yourself on the internet, TFTC
13 years ago at 4:04 pm^ this
13 years ago at 9:20 pmI fucking hate all of you
13 years ago at 8:13 am^This guy
13 years ago at 8:15 am^^That guy
13 years ago at 8:15 amTPikeM
13 years ago at 2:48 pmTSigNuM
13 years ago at 2:49 pmTtkeM
13 years ago at 3:06 pmtotal pie cap move lolz -sasha yolo#
13 years ago at 3:42 pmI do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do mot like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
13 years ago at 3:47 pmNot in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
What the fuck is happening? I’m scared.
13 years ago at 9:36 pmBeing the guy she’s not supposed to “hook up with.” TFM
13 years ago at 2:50 pmSay!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not,
in the dark.
Would you, could you,
in the rain?
I would not, could not, in the rain.
13 years ago at 3:47 pmNot in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
You do not like
green eggs and ham?
I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.
Could you, would you,
with a goat?
I would not,
could not.
with a goat!
Would you, could you,
on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
13 years ago at 3:48 pmI will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like
green eggs
and ham!
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.
Sam!
13 years ago at 3:48 pmIf you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.
Say!
I like green eggs and ham!
I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat!
And I would eat them with a goat…
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good so good you see!
So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!
I do so like
13 years ago at 3:49 pmgreen eggs and ham!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am
You know the guy that people joke about that lives in his parents’ basement and trolls all day? You literally are that guy
13 years ago at 11:23 am