Being the guy she's "not allowed to talk to." TFM.

    1. TKEActive

      I am Sam

      I am Sam
      Sam I am

      That Sam-I-am
      That Sam-I-am!
      I do not like
      that Sam-I-am

      Do you like
      green eggs and ham

      I do not like them,
      Sam-I-am.
      I do not like
      green eggs and ham.

      13 years ago at 3:44 pm
    2. BamaForRomney

      ^^And you refer to yourself as “fratdaddy”.

      In other news, what do y’all think the new TFM section being released on Monday will be?

      13 years ago at 4:00 pm
    3. Pee Buttermore

      Most likely a section for trolls since that is 90% of the users on this website.

      13 years ago at 4:03 pm
    4. Charleston FratEN

      I was wondering if there was anyone left who wasn’t a novelty account….

      13 years ago at 6:05 pm
    5. You Must Be New Here

      ^^^^^^ You give a bad name to Samuels everywhere. May the God punish you for using his prophets name in such manners.

      13 years ago at 10:30 pm
    1. TKEActive

      Would you like them
      Here or there?

      I would not like them
      here or there.
      I would not like them
      anywhere.
      I do not like
      green eggs and ham.
      I do not like them,
      Sam-I-am

      13 years ago at 3:44 pm
    1. TKEActive

      Would you like them
      in a house?
      Would you like them
      with a mouse?

      I do not like them
      in a house.
      I do not like them
      with a mouse.
      I do not like them
      here or there.
      I do not like them
      anywhere.
      I do not like green eggs and ham.
      I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

      13 years ago at 3:45 pm
    1. TKEActive

      Would you eat them
      in a box?
      Would you eat them
      with a fox?

      Not in a box.
      Not with a fox.
      Not in a house.
      Not with a mouse.
      I would not eat them here or there.
      I would not eat them anywhere.
      I would not eat green eggs and ham.
      I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

      13 years ago at 3:45 pm
  1. TKEpledge

    Attention Sasha and CargoShortsYOLO, you have been offered bids to join the prestigious Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity, also referred to as: Heaven. Please sign your cards and report to the house for group hugs to celebrate.

    13 years ago at 2:46 pm
    1. TKEActive

      Yo fuck off my good sir, pledges arent allowed to give bids. Attention Sasha and CargoShortsYOLO, you have been offered bids to join the prestigious Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity, also referred to as: Heaven. Please sign your cards and report to the house for group hugs to celebrate. That is all.

      13 years ago at 3:42 pm
    2. Sasha_

      lol bros im truly honered but we dont have sororities at my online universitie. thank u tho :D. byee -#sasha

      13 years ago at 3:43 pm
    3. TKEActive

      Would you? Could you?
      in a car?
      Eat them! Eat them!
      Here they are.

      I would not ,
      could not,
      in a car

      You may like them.
      You will see.
      You may like them
      in a tree?
      d not in a tree.
      I would not, could not in a tree.
      Not in a car! You let me be.

      13 years ago at 3:46 pm
    1. TKEActive

      I do not like them in a box.
      I do not like them with a fox
      I do not like them in a house
      I do mot like them with a mouse
      I do not like them here or there.
      I do not like them anywhere.
      I do not like green eggs and ham.
      I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

      A train! A train!
      A train! A train!
      Could you, would you
      on a train?

      Not on a train! Not in a tree!
      Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
      I would not, could not, in a box.
      I could not, would not, with a fox.
      I will not eat them with a mouse
      I will not eat them in a house.
      I will not eat them here or there.
      I will not eat them anywhere.
      I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

      13 years ago at 3:47 pm
    1. TKEActive

      Say!
      In the dark?
      Here in the dark!
      Would you, could you, in the dark?

      I would not, could not,
      in the dark.

      Would you, could you,
      in the rain?

      I would not, could not, in the rain.
      Not in the dark. Not on a train,
      Not in a car, Not in a tree.
      I do not like them, Sam, you see.
      Not in a house. Not in a box.
      Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
      I will not eat them here or there.
      I do not like them anywhere!

      13 years ago at 3:47 pm
  2. TKEActive

    You do not like
    green eggs and ham?

    I do not
    like them,
    Sam-I-am.

    Could you, would you,
    with a goat?

    I would not,
    could not.
    with a goat!

    Would you, could you,
    on a boat?

    I could not, would not, on a boat.
    I will not, will not, with a goat.
    I will not eat them in the rain.
    I will not eat them on a train.
    Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
    Not in a car! You let me be!
    I do not like them in a box.
    I do not like them with a fox.
    I will not eat them in a house.
    I do not like them with a mouse.
    I do not like them here or there.
    I do not like them ANYWHERE!

    13 years ago at 3:48 pm
  3. TKEActive

    I do not like
    green eggs
    and ham!

    I do not like them,
    Sam-I-am.

    You do not like them.
    SO you say.
    Try them! Try them!
    And you may.
    Try them and you may I say.

    Sam!
    If you will let me be,
    I will try them.
    You will see.

    13 years ago at 3:48 pm
  4. TKEActive

    Say!
    I like green eggs and ham!
    I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
    And I would eat them in a boat!
    And I would eat them with a goat…
    And I will eat them in the rain.
    And in the dark. And on a train.
    And in a car. And in a tree.
    They are so good so good you see!

    So I will eat them in a box.
    And I will eat them with a fox.
    And I will eat them in a house.
    And I will eat them with a mouse.
    And I will eat them here and there.
    Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

    I do so like
    green eggs and ham!
    Thank you!
    Thank you,
    Sam-I-am

    13 years ago at 3:49 pm
    1. Joakim Broah

      You know the guy that people joke about that lives in his parents’ basement and trolls all day? You literally are that guy

      13 years ago at 11:23 am