Wisconsin AEPi Jumps Into River To Save Drowning Man
David Blauzvern, 23, was going about his morning run like any other day when he came across a dire situation. A man was flailing around and screaming in the East River, and Blauzvern acted quickly and decisively to save him.
From Daily News NY:
The 23-year-old investment banker was the first of three good Samaritans who, without a second of hesitation, fearlessly jumped into the river near E. 10th St., following after a suicidal man who had decided to end it all.
“I was running along the path and there was a crowd of 10 or 15 people looking out on a guy in the water flailing his arms and screaming,” Blauzvern, from Roslyn, L.I., told the Daily News. “I jumped in and held him up until a police boat showed up and brought him in.”
“There wasn’t really much thought behind it,” he said. “You see a guy drowning, you jump in to help.”
The drowning man appeared to be suicidal, and was incoherent when Blauzvern jumped in to rescue him. He was taken to a hospital following the incident.
How about that? Blauzvern risking his own life to save that of another. If that’s not a true embodiment of one’s fraternal values, then I don’t know what is. It’s comforting to know that there are people like him around that will do what it takes to help out a stranger in need..
[via Daily News NY]
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Despite intern Sandy being touchy as fuck, that new picture on her stupid fucking column was fun to look at
10 years ago at 3:30 pmShe should keep it short and simple, stupify it. Just like how Texas Tech does with their classes.
10 years ago at 3:34 pmYeah we can talk shit on her appearance all we want, but I’d gladly show her some moves my ex girlfriend described as “nice”.
10 years ago at 3:41 pmWe all have our needs and we respect you if you need to satisfy them
10 years ago at 8:52 amIntern Sydney is still a bitch.
10 years ago at 3:32 pmWould you bang?
10 years ago at 4:20 pmShe has a square butthole so no.
10 years ago at 4:30 pmGoes good with my square pegger
10 years ago at 11:58 pmTo be fair, she does deal with some fucked up shit that the other writers don’t have to. Still, she needs to find a middle ground. She certainly has a sense of humor but wastes it on being a total bitch to everyone and giving herself veiled compliments.
10 years ago at 4:54 pmIf she had a sense of humor she wouldn’t have had Dorn block comments on “Ask Intern Sydney”. She’s fucking delusional.
10 years ago at 5:03 pmSteve Holt had to deal with it for a while
10 years ago at 11:48 pmokay just because your mom cheated on your dad with a muslim doesnt mean you can be racist and sexist in 2016. not alrite
10 years ago at 5:08 pmAnother article comment section ruined because Dorno Jong Un is trying to make a safe space for that thing. Shame. Pure travesty!!
10 years ago at 3:33 pmSafe spaces. NF.
10 years ago at 9:45 am‘We all know some of your responses to these are hilarious’
We do?
10 years ago at 3:43 pmProbably an unpopular opinion, but I’m personally pretty disgusted by the question Intern Stan highlighted in her column today. Suggesting that she’s the “kind of girl to get slipped a Xanax and be gang-raped?” That’s fucked on so many levels. Not only do you come off as a fucking maniac, but it’s also just adding fuel to the anti-Greek fire we’ve all spent the last 4 years trying to put out. Lap me, you cunts, but you know I’m right.
10 years ago at 3:47 pmAgreed, shouldn’t of been included. But that would require intelligence and foresight – something She doesn’t have.
10 years ago at 3:57 pmThat question was right where it was supposed to be. She’s spent the last few weeks dealing with mouth breathers like you who can’t figure out the difference between sarcasm and sincere disdain. I don’t defend her in the slightest, but I also know that the only way we’re getting comment sections for her articles is if the debilitating try-hards figure out how to pump the brakes.
10 years ago at 4:04 pmWell put, ol blue eyes
10 years ago at 4:10 pmMouth breather? Fuck you I wasn’t one of those assholes trolling her originally. I couldn’t care less about her.
10 years ago at 5:30 pmThe only fore that she has is that giant ass forehead of hers
10 years ago at 11:04 amThat question was a way over the edge. Yeah we like to poke fun at her (myself included) but only to a certain extent. Also, she will never please the viewers & users on this website, half of us are trolls and sole purpose is to rack up fake internet points by saying ridiculous shit. yada yada yada this is a college humor website, well Intern Squidward you’re going to have to deal with the fucked up humor of us degenerates as well who have to read your sarcastic click bait articles. Just remember to tone it down occasionally you animals…
10 years ago at 4:10 pmGood on you for responding intern Sarah. Well said.
10 years ago at 4:31 pmYou guys are still bitching and feuding over this new intern? Give ‘er a rest n move onward.
10 years ago at 6:25 pmBut she called us sensitive pussies but doesn’t have comments enabled on her article
10 years ago at 6:24 pmIt’s easy for Intern Sasquatch to call us a bunch of sensitive pussies when she won’t let us comment on her “articles”
10 years ago at 3:50 pmI bet she reads the comments on the next article and cries.
10 years ago at 4:06 pmHow did you beat devry to the punch with this article? Its the most opportune moment he’s ever had to simultaneously jack off Wisconsin and Greek life in one giant stroke.
10 years ago at 4:03 pmI bet he was too busy jacking it to a picture of Bucky and cope beat him out. He has to be kicking himself right now or jacking off again, who knows.
10 years ago at 5:29 pmWhen in doubt, rub one out.
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10 years ago at 5:36 pmHaving a girlfriend and still diving on grenades. RFM
10 years ago at 5:42 pmI shed a tear during that scene in Act of Valor.
10 years ago at 11:06 pmBucky Badger you inbred
10 years ago at 2:01 amIntern Sandwich doesn’t amuse or entertain shit
10 years ago at 4:05 pmIntern cumdumpster went on to explain that people give her compliments after they get to know her. Can she be more of a pretentious cunt?
10 years ago at 4:10 pmCumdumpter doesn’t start with an ‘S’ you fucking goon. Did you also go to THE Texas State University?
10 years ago at 7:09 pmGirls “sarcasm humor” is not funny
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