Eight year old brother told me his life's dream is to impregnate the Statue of Liberty. TFM.

    1. Jerry Fratdusky

      I’m imagining his little brother jerking off onto the Statue of Liberty as tourists walk by in shock. Frat on little boy.

      13 years ago at 3:46 pm
    1. Jerry Fratdusky

      You see… The thing is… I was the Statue of Liberty for Halloween. He took what his brother said the wrong way.

      13 years ago at 3:42 pm
  1. Fratdraig Harrington

    Your eight-year old brother sounds like a real moron if he said this. Luckily, he didn’t, and you just stole if from “Get in the Cage” with Andy Samberg as Nicholas Cage on Weekend Update. TSNLM.

    The real issue here is how the TFMIntern could put this on the wall. What an embarrassment. This is the epitome of Fail Friday material.

    13 years ago at 3:19 pm
    1. DixieFratStar08

      I’ve never seen that, and although that’s probably where he got it from, my younger brother absolutely said this with the intention of making a joke. At least half of the posts on here are stolen from somewhere else (Old Row, Twitter, etc…) and it doesn’t really fucking matter. Obviously the Intern, myself, and every other fraternity man in the nation other than you is too busy fucking raging on Saturday night to watch skits on SNL. That being said, go fuck yourself.

      13 years ago at 4:20 pm
    2. TheCommodore

      Guys, seriously?! Cut him some fucking slack. It’s not his fault that him and his brother are slow due to inbreeding.

      13 years ago at 5:46 pm
    3. Upper Fratosphere

      He and his brother would sound better Mr. Commodore. And apparently DixieFratStar isn’t too busy raging to comment on his own post defending his eight year old brother.

      13 years ago at 11:28 pm
    1. Fratoholic

      Your brother needs to be like at least 2 times his age. What is this, a fraternity for kids?

      13 years ago at 5:39 pm
    2. grandfrat

      @fratoholic, this quote from this great movie, seriously never gets old.. frat on sir.. well done

      13 years ago at 3:00 pm
  2. Will Ketbacks

    I’m pretty sure the statue of liberty can’t get pregnant, this kid’s an idiot

    13 years ago at 6:23 pm
    1. HazeBrooksBrothers

      Haha damn will, you probably right never thought about it like that.. What an iddddiot

      13 years ago at 6:28 pm
    2. DixieFratStar08

      You have no idea how disappointed I was when you told me that, how am I supposed to break it to him?

      13 years ago at 7:18 pm
    3. BrobeccaBlack

      This is troubling news, Will. It’s like the first time I found out Santa wasn’t real. You monster!

      13 years ago at 7:48 pm
  3. Tits or GTFO

    On a scale of Jerry Sandusky to Casey Anthony, how much do you love your brother?

    13 years ago at 8:07 pm