Woman Caught On Camera Banging Unconscious Man In Parking Lot
Spontaneity is the key to a healthy relationship. Surprising your partner with an unexpected display of affection keeps the fire alive. Try sending flowers to your significant other’s office. Make dinner reservations for that new place across town. Get blackout drunk in the middle of the day and plow on the pavement of a crowded shopping center parking lot.
One happy Virginia couple is in hot water for doing the last one, because people are prude as fuck. Kimberly Jackson, 36, was arrested after being caught riding her unconscious boyfriend, Earl Palmer, outside of a Norfolk shopping center.
The interview is captivating:
It’s worth noting that this story would have been totally different had the roles been reversed, and the woman was the one unconscious. Just sayin’.
Love how the newscasters get all serious, like some sort of terrible tragedy that threatens to upend the community as they know it had just occurred. Prudes, I say.
Also love how Earl straight up calls out the news lady for being boring as fuck in the bedroom.
“Not being disrespectful to you, have you ever been spontaneous?”
“Not that spontaneous.”
“Ok, but you see my point.”
The point is, Earl took one look at this news chick, and immediately sniffed out how lame her sex life is. Nuns have ventured further from the missionary than she has.
The best part is at the end, when the news lady asks, “Is something like this going to happen again?”
Kimberly immediately says no.
After thinking about it for a moment, Earl says “I don’t know,” in a sassy tone that translates to “Yeah, I probably will, the fuck does it concern you?”
Good stuff..
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Seems an awful lot like a Steve Holt article.
10 years ago at 2:34 pmWhere’s your buddy at, pal?
10 years ago at 5:19 pmI’m not his buddy, pal
10 years ago at 9:47 pmExcuse me, Gaylord
10 years ago at 9:47 pmIf this were a Steve Holt article, the readers would be the ones getting fucked
10 years ago at 2:41 am10 minuets into drive-in and chill
10 years ago at 2:34 pmOr when methflix and chill goes wrong
10 years ago at 2:51 pmOr when methflix and chill goes right depending on how you look at it
10 years ago at 2:51 pmMethflix. TFM
10 years ago at 4:46 pmNo
10 years ago at 4:49 pmYou’re worried about meth? If you’re gonna blow yourself up in your mid 20s you might as well party your ass off.
10 years ago at 5:18 pmTNM
10 years ago at 2:35 pmWasn’t really his move now was it?
10 years ago at 4:34 pm*cough* double standards *cough*
10 years ago at 2:35 pmNot really. Aren’t black guys supposed to play the victim?
10 years ago at 5:20 pmReverse the roles and this dude is looking at serious time.
10 years ago at 2:40 pmshows you how sexist our country is against men nowadays.
10 years ago at 3:52 pmI’m all for equality but currently we have unequal levels of protection under the law especially in these kinds of cases. Fairly recently there was a female teacher in Pennsylvania banging a 17yr old kid. The judge gave a 30 day sentence and called her “dangling candy” for the kid. I cannot imagine the nationwide backlash at this kind of rhetoric if the roles were reversed
10 years ago at 4:17 pmI’d give that kid a bid.
10 years ago at 7:06 pmA male teacher at my high school is still in jail after three years for having sex with a student.
10 years ago at 9:13 pmGood
10 years ago at 10:22 pmShe was asking for it
10 years ago at 5:31 am^ I’m not a very good person
10 years ago at 5:32 amThis would never happen to Steveholt
10 years ago at 2:44 pmYou’re right if he were passed out in a parking lot someone would’ve just ran him over
10 years ago at 3:42 pm“I’m not into erotic public sex” Well apparently you are..
10 years ago at 2:47 pmIn her defense it wasn’t very erotic, just public.
10 years ago at 3:58 pmLooks like she gave him the keys to that butthouse
10 years ago at 3:37 pmWill this happen again? “I don’t know.” TFM.
10 years ago at 4:42 pmMight as well just spontaneously fuck right there in front of the news team…
10 years ago at 6:50 pm