Woman “Sack Lodges” Boyfriend, Faces Jail Time
While watching Wedding Crashers, I’ve wondered if the ole eye-drop-in-the-drink trick really works. I’ve even held discussions about it. I thought it was just a simple, harmless saline solution, although I was never confident enough in that assumption to actually try it. Well, it works. It works well.
A 33-year-old Pennsylvania woman could spend the rest of her life in prison after admitting to police that she repeatedly poisoned her boyfriend with Visine eye drops for more than three years. Vickie Jo Mills of Ayr Township, Pa., was arrested Thursday and charged with 10 counts of aggravated assault, 10 counts of simple assault and 10 counts of reckless endangerment after she told authorities she slipped Visine eye drops into the drinking water of her boyfriend, 45-year-old Thurman Edgar Nesbitt III.
Thurman Edgar Nesbitt III even sounds like he’d be a guest at the Cleary wedding. So, why would this lady continue poisoning her boyfriend after the drops were clearly effective?
Mills, according to an affidavit, “never meant to kill him [Nesbitt], only wanted him to pay more attention to her.”
Women are still crazy. Rock some gratuitous cleavage next time like everyone else. Although, there is the faint possibility that the eye drops were a payback for Thurman bringing “a couple of those fucking sluts back from the environmental group?” And you know he tapped that again, once at his place and once back in the cab. “Damn. Sluts.”
- [H/T to @Brother_Pumpkin]
- [via ABC News]
Women.
13 years ago at 3:26 pmFirst.
13 years ago at 3:26 pmSorry for the mishap. I will now eat an entire can of long cut to make up for it.
13 years ago at 3:28 pmDo it and take video. I’ll post it.
13 years ago at 3:29 pm^^Hey guys shoenice22 here.
13 years ago at 4:38 pmEAT THE CAN!
13 years ago at 8:19 pmmake a pledge do it
13 years ago at 10:42 amTommy Gufano, the big sleazy!
13 years ago at 4:06 pmSluts…
13 years ago at 5:03 pmButthole.
13 years ago at 8:00 pmIf this was on my twitter id like it. You know i love those butthole pleasures and Alabama Hot pockets, and Alaskian Pipelines.
13 years ago at 8:05 pmManhattan Corndog, I believe could also be included.
13 years ago at 8:08 pmExcuse me, Manhattan Chili Dog
13 years ago at 8:26 pmThat movie clip is FaF.
13 years ago at 10:31 pmBradley Cooper’s friend looks kind of like Paul Ryan
13 years ago at 10:35 pmSo, did he die?
13 years ago at 8:17 amI’m guessing no, or else manslaughter would have likely been amongst the charges.
13 years ago at 10:30 am