Woman Wears Her FitBit During Sex, Guy Lasts Amazing 8 Minutes
I’m not big on all these health technologies. Sure, some people out there might get some good use out of them, but I stay healthy and I don’t need some wearable technology to tell me that shit. One of the most popular products on the market is the FitBit, which tracks your heart rate.
One lady decided she wanted to see what kind of physical activity she was partaking in during sex with her man. Turns out, it’s not much.
No way this chick actually orgasmed after what looks like 6 minutes. The female orgasm is fake and a myth anyway, so she’s lying here. Secondly, 8 minutes is too long. Is this guy a sex olympian? You get in, get out, get off, get a sandwich, and get on with your life. Occasionally (99% of the time), you may leave your partner unsatisfied, but you yourself are one happy son-of-a-bitch.
Also, what the fuck is an aftershock? Does this guy thrust with the force of a 7.0 earthquake? That could be the reason why her knees gave out if he was also thrusting while she was on top (which is poor form because that’s when you let her do all the work).
The best thing about this Imgur post was the comment section. There was some gold down there.
Go out and get you a FitBit, kids. Apparently, you can do some useful stuff with it..
[via Imugr]
Image via YouTube
What a geed, he let her finish first.
11 years ago at 5:10 pmAggressively underachieving everywhere but the bedroom. RFM.
11 years ago at 5:19 pmDo you have any charts for someone that lasts around 7 seconds? Asking for research purposes
11 years ago at 5:19 pmThere’s plenty of single-digit charts on Steve Holt’s FitBit account. #BlackballSteveHolt
11 years ago at 5:28 pmThat’s giving him too much credit. No way he has sex with those kind of political views
11 years ago at 10:24 pmThat is true
11 years ago at 11:25 pmI like how you credited imgur as to pretend you didn’t pull your shit from Reddit. This shit is getting ridiculous.
11 years ago at 5:20 pmi don’t understand fit bits. if i want reinforcement that i’m out of shape, i’ll look at a mirror
11 years ago at 5:21 pmWith the new school year coming around the corner, I really hope you have any sort of story that isn’t just taken from reddit. Not here for second hand articles, I’m hear for real fraternal talk where elsewhere it would be biased against us
11 years ago at 5:37 pm“Condom on” NF
11 years ago at 5:38 pmMaybe she was also flicking the bean, accounting for the O in 6 mins.
11 years ago at 5:39 pmdo you guys do any of your own reporting or do you just sit on reddit and imgur all day?
11 years ago at 8:44 pmI can relate. One time my friend kissed a girl for a whole 8 seconds!!!!1!!!!!! CRAZY RIGHT???1111!!!!!
11 years ago at 9:47 pmNo he didn’t.
11 years ago at 1:13 pmYou’re not funny
11 years ago at 6:51 pm