Woman Weasels Out Of DUI By Claiming Her Body Brews Alcohol
When I first heard this, I immediately assumed this chick got off the hook by way of police corruption. She definitely pushed her tits up, gave her officer the baby eyes, and blew him in the backseat of the patrol car. That’s the only way a dumbass excuse like this could fly. Might as well just say, “Come on, officer. I’m not drunk. Pinky swear?”
But as it turns out, this lady suffers from a legitimate disease called “auto-brewery syndrome,” which causes her gut to churn out high levels of yeast. Who knew?
From WKYT:
A lawyer representing the woman says her blood-alcohol level has been recorded at four times the legal limit when she hasn’t had a drink. She didn’t discover her rare condition until after her arrest.
Attorney Joseph Marusak says he submitted medical evidence of his client’s condition, known as “auto-brewery syndrome,” to a suburban Buffalo judge who dismissed the DWI charges this month.
Does this means she’s drunk all the time without having to buy alcohol? Is the disease transmittable? If so, are any sufferers out there willing to meet up?.
[via WKYT]
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I read about this! She naturally blows 3 times the legal limit. Lucky bastard…
10 years ago at 1:44 pmI want to make sure that no one thinks I’m cool with drinking and driving. I’m just saying it could’ve come in handy freshman year..
10 years ago at 1:50 pmStop
10 years ago at 1:54 pmNo, keep going. You might eventually make it.
10 years ago at 2:02 pmhe’ll never make it..
10 years ago at 2:05 pmSo is she constantly drunk or just blows the reading of being drunk? Either way i want this syndrome
10 years ago at 1:46 pmTrying to treat your yeast infection with vodka cranberry. It’s a TSM.
10 years ago at 2:00 pmOne time a fan drunk drove through the entire clemson lockerroom and not a single athlete was hurt. A bunch of nerds in football pads who call themselves “clemson football” were killed however
10 years ago at 2:12 pmWhat the fuck is the motivation behind this account?
10 years ago at 2:43 pmUntapped self-hatred at peaking as a sophomore second-string JV player.
10 years ago at 3:18 pmMust’ve been a no cut team if he even made it.
10 years ago at 2:17 pmHow gay clampson and tuco are and how much they both suck balls at everything
10 years ago at 5:41 pmYou mean 2017 as your freshman year of college?
10 years ago at 2:43 pm