Word Around Colorado School Of Mines Is Some Freshman Got His Dick Stuck In A Shampoo Bottle
College gives you a clean slate. No matter what your reputation was back in high school, you now have the opportunity to reinvent yourself into a completely different person if you so desire.
One freshman at the Colorado School Of Mines apparently set out to make a name for himself, and took the campus by storm his first day of the fall semester.
A kid in my dorm got his dick stuck in a shampoo bottle today and an ambulance came to assist him😂😂
— Ian Turner (@LingLingTurner) August 26, 2015
Shout out to the freshmen who got his dick stuck in a shampoo bottle. Wish I could hear that talk with your parents.
— Jake 'n' Bake (@JayPNews) August 27, 2015
To the dude at Mines that got his dick stuck in a shampoo bottle.. Good work 😂😂😂
— Jacinda (@JacindaKrueger) August 26, 2015
Now that’s how you make a splash. Kid’s been at the school for all of five minutes and he’s already got the most notorious dick in CSM history. Try to set the bar higher. You can’t.
So many unanswered questions. Was this a power play by “Bottle Boner?” Did he want to assert dominance over his roommate by sodomizing his shampoo? Was it an all-in-one hair, body, and face wash? Is this just what gets him off, or is he a Fleshlight guy that left his fuck toy at home?
Whatever the reason behind the madness, dude just needs to own it.
“Hey, aren’t you the guy that was balls deep in some Head & Shoulders?”
“Yeah, but that’s because I like to keep the hog fresh for all the honeys.”
Keep doing you, player..
h/t Chris
Image via Youtube
A legend is born
9 years ago at 2:34 pmBid.
9 years ago at 2:34 pmit’s an engineering school, so its likely his best option
9 years ago at 2:35 pmAnyone got a good nickname for this guy thought up yet?
9 years ago at 12:49 amyou keep workin on it and get back to me, tiger
9 years ago at 8:28 amNo but he has a theme song. “Head and shoulders dicks in holes”
9 years ago at 9:47 amjealous we didn’t get into an engineering school are we?
9 years ago at 9:56 amim workin on my second engineering degree but maybe next time
9 years ago at 10:19 amI still jerk off manually – Dude
9 years ago at 2:40 pmI’m impressed.
9 years ago at 2:41 pmIf any of you have met the guys at this school, you wouldn’t be surprised this happened…
9 years ago at 2:43 pmThe president of our chapter there showed up to a national convention in a beanie and an “A Day to Remember” shirt. I’d believe just about any weird shit that happened at this place.
9 years ago at 4:50 pmI really hope he didn’t splooge in the shampoo before the ambulance arrived. That would’ve made for a sticky situation.
9 years ago at 2:44 pmTry less
9 years ago at 3:12 pmShampoo bottle should get little sister.
9 years ago at 2:45 pmKid on my floor got blackout drunk with the rest of us the first night, except he was found passed out naked in the girl’s washroom and his picture posted all over facebook. Genius turned “thats me, wanna see it again?” into his go-to icebreaker the rest of the year.
9 years ago at 2:45 pmWash room? What is this Europe?
9 years ago at 7:14 pmKid goes to an engineering school and didn’t decide, maybe melt the plastic?
9 years ago at 2:50 pmI would rather leave my dick in the bottle than risk it going anywhere near fire.
9 years ago at 2:56 pmYou’re thinking too hard
9 years ago at 3:22 pmA heat gun ought to do the trick.
9 years ago at 4:20 pmRight, because every freshman has a heat gun in their dorm..
9 years ago at 8:41 ammelted plastic on your dick, I don’t think so
9 years ago at 9:53 am