Would You Bid This Little Kid Crushing A Tallboy At Yesterday’s Brewers-Cubs Game?
Is there anything better than catching a day game at the ballpark during the summer? You get to day drink while watching America’s pastime. That’s a win-win if you ask me. If you’re a Brewers fan, you drink a little more than the average fan because, well, your team is straight dumpster fire and has been since Braun got caught.
The kids are no exception, either. They know their team blows and need a little something to cure the losing blues. For example, take this little kid crushing a Coors Light tallboy during yesterday’s game:
@bustedcoverage Watch a kid drink a coors light tall boy at a brewers game pic.twitter.com/3tdIEk46Rt
— ROMO (@Romo242424) August 2, 2015
Kid at cubs brewers game. Times are hard for the brewer fans! Little kids have started drinking. pic.twitter.com/UVccDiFqUK
— Zachary cort (@Ztrain84) August 2, 2015
Nothing to see here, just a kid no older than 10 taking down 24 ounces of the silver bullet’s nectar. Is this pretty common in Milwaukee? I feel like it is. Just another day at Miller Park. Side note: Before you kids go making jokes about Miller Park selling Coors, let’s remember that the companies merged into what is now MillerCoors.
Despite the kid’s poor taste in baseball teams, the sleeveless shirt, and the necklace most baseball players wear, I think he’s bid worthy. He’s got plenty of time to work out the kinks and refine that drinking technique to start double fisting tallboys..
h/t Busted Coverage
I bet his dad flipped his shit when he saw that on tv from his jail cell.
10 years ago at 12:07 pmCause he’s black? Go fuck yourself
10 years ago at 1:47 pmClearly you “don’t see color”
10 years ago at 2:16 pmI mean his picture is a black and white sphere
10 years ago at 2:14 amor not at all because Texas isn’t part of the union
10 years ago at 9:50 pm…wha…what are you even talking about?
10 years ago at 12:37 pmKid pretends to drink a beer, oh shit wow
10 years ago at 12:08 pmI’m sure Dorno would just to “haze” him
10 years ago at 12:14 pmI like his mom’s “I think I’ll spread these fat thighs and let things air out a bit” attitude.
10 years ago at 12:18 pmIf an underage person, someone under the age of 21, is accompanied by their parent or guardian over the age of 21 can they be served alcohol?
A: Yes, if a person under the age of 21 is accompanied by their parent or guardian over the age of 21 they may be served/sold/consume alcohol.
Great state to live in. 18-20 is not a minor and therefore cannot drink with parents. Weird law, but this kids crushin it.
10 years ago at 12:19 pmNot true. It’s county by county if you’re 18-20, and even then most places don’t give a shit if you’re with the parents.
10 years ago at 1:50 pm(Insert joke about Dorn and little boys)
10 years ago at 12:26 pmDorn inserts little boys? Huh, didn’t see that one.
10 years ago at 12:38 pmWhat is this new comment viewing update.
10 years ago at 12:27 pmYou made an account for this?
10 years ago at 1:22 pmMy accounts actually like 3 years old. I was an active but recently went on a trolling spree taking me back to rushee.
10 years ago at 1:32 pmYou weren’t trolling, you’re just stupid.
10 years ago at 4:34 pmYou and I must have a different understanding of what crushing a beer is
10 years ago at 12:54 pmThis is considered “starting late” in Milwaukee
10 years ago at 1:11 pmBetween the sleeveless shirt and the beer at age 9, we’re probably more likely to have to worry about which trailer park he ends up in.
10 years ago at 1:29 pm