Dick Move: Wrestler Returns With Powerful Penis Finisher, This Time Defeating A Ring Full Of Opponents At Once

Alex Buscemi10 years ago

Pro Wrestler Joey Ryan amazed the world when he brought an opponent to his knees by simply flexing his nuts.

What a dick move. Come at Ryan between the legs and you best believe the competition is gonna be stiff. I dare say it was the single greatest moment in pro wrestling history. The powerful penile finisher became known as the Youporn Plex. When it went viral, it inspired fear in the hearts of men and moisture in the panties of women across the globe. I don’t know how he did it. I tried the move out on several willing and eager coworkers here at TFM, and all I managed to do was lightly tickle their palms.

But as the dust in the ring settled, there was one question on everybody’s minds: How is Ryan — the Sultan of Salami, the Master of Man Muscle, the Bobby Dangle Bastard — ever going to top the performance?

Wonder no more, ladies and germs. Our man just outdid himself:

Reminds me of pledging.

Surging his cock power through a train of men holding each other’s nards like they’re gripping an electric fence? Unreal. Bonus points to Ryan for fanning off his bulge at the end there.

That dick is on fire. It’s got the eye of the tiger. It could probably beat down John Cena and Stone Cold by itself. If this doesn’t silence anyone who’s ever doubted that wrestling is real, nothing will..