WVU Sorority Girls Hang Aggressive Signs On Move-In Day, Invite Freshman Guys To Sit On Their Faces

West Virginia University sorority girls welcomed incoming freshman males and their fathers with some extremely aggro move-in day signs.

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These young women ought to be ashamed of themselves.

Imagine being the father of a young college boy and the first thing you see when you roll into Morgantown is a sign that says “We Hope Your Son’s Pullout Game Is Strong.” I tell ya what. The only thing that would be pulling out is my son from that university. Despicable. Degrading. These young men are at WVU for the same reason everyone goes to WVU — to get the best education The Mountain State has to offer. Not to sit on faces. Not to wander into strangers’ yards in search of milkshakes. I would give my child $5 to purchase his own milkshake to enjoy before going to bed BY HIMSELF at 11 p.m. sharp. Hussies.

**CORRECTION**

My original title said, “Offer To Sit On Freshmen Faces.” But I miswrote. The women are actually inviting the men to do the sitting. The scientific term is Arabian Goggles. I deeply apologize for the callous journalistic error.

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  1. Singlebarrel2

    This has been all over Twitter all day. You’d think a Greek website would post Greek related material before everyone else

    10 years ago at 6:15 pm
    1. JakeFromState

      Side note: can’t wait to beat the fuck out of Mizzou in the season opener.

      10 years ago at 6:27 pm
      1. Fratstarbator

        well in one version im licking taint. in the other version someone is licking my taint. to some it might matter which side of the taint theyre on.

        10 years ago at 6:34 pm
      2. Cory_and_Trevor

        at some point it all becomes a blur of taint and you just learn to accept it

        10 years ago at 9:07 pm
  2. Jim_Harbaugh

    We’re supposed to sit on their faces? Might be good for a chance of pace, 6/10 still would

    10 years ago at 6:24 pm
    1. snowmasta123

      sit on her face with your shlong in her throat. I call that the Vertical drill

      10 years ago at 9:43 am
  3. Clarke_Griswold

    They’ll be supported by the campus feminist groups for not being afraid to express their sexuality

    10 years ago at 7:05 pm