WVU Sorority Girls Hang Aggressive Signs On Move-In Day, Invite Freshman Guys To Sit On Their Faces

West Virginia University sorority girls welcomed incoming freshman males and their fathers with some extremely aggro move-in day signs.

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These young women ought to be ashamed of themselves.

Imagine being the father of a young college boy and the first thing you see when you roll into Morgantown is a sign that says “We Hope Your Son’s Pullout Game Is Strong.” I tell ya what. The only thing that would be pulling out is my son from that university. Despicable. Degrading. These young men are at WVU for the same reason everyone goes to WVU — to get the best education The Mountain State has to offer. Not to sit on faces. Not to wander into strangers’ yards in search of milkshakes. I would give my child $5 to purchase his own milkshake to enjoy before going to bed BY HIMSELF at 11 p.m. sharp. Hussies.

**CORRECTION**

My original title said, “Offer To Sit On Freshmen Faces.” But I miswrote. The women are actually inviting the men to do the sitting. The scientific term is Arabian Goggles. I deeply apologize for the callous journalistic error.

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  1. Not Tim Riggins

    I’ve been to WVU twice, or more than enough to know that I don’t want any women from there sitting on my face.

    10 years ago at 2:52 pm
  2. sratgirl23

    It actually disgusts me that people are making such a big deal out of this. Not only has this story been published multiple times with different story lines each time, but also it is portraying a false reality of what the situation actually is. Last year at WVU, boys hung banners around campus for move in day saying disgusting derogatory things about women. This year as an attempt to mock and show that females can do the same thing, several girls hung banners at their own homes. This was not at any sorority houses, nor was it relatable to anything greek. The falsity of this article and the fact that no one batted an eye at what the boys did last year, is repulsive and completely sexist. Saying that these girls should be ashamed of themselves, sarcasm or not, is just plain dumb. TFM get your facts straight and stop stereotyping women.

    10 years ago at 8:38 pm
  3. Whatever666

    Very disappointed in your coverage of this story. Just wanted to add some essential information about the motivation of these girls since the title of this article fails to. The girls who made these banners were spoofing the disgusting ‘welcome week’ banners that we have seen from fraternities at large schools that say things such as: “dads, drop your daughters off here” and often allude to sexual assault (ex: “21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over”). These banners serve as a reminder that “boys will be boys” is no excuse for inappropriate behavior.

    Instead of telling these young women to be ashamed you should be congratulating them on turning the tables.

    10 years ago at 10:16 am
  4. LeftShark

    They look like their dad is their brother, which explains going to West Virginia and the dad thirst

    10 years ago at 1:13 pm
  5. SeeYouNextTuesday

    Lololol, so guys in Frats do this all the time but when girls do it it’s disgusting? HAH!
    The writer totally missed the point. “These young men are at WVU for the same reason everyone goes to WVU — to get the best education The Mountain State has to offer. Not to sit on faces. Not to wander into strangers’ yards in search of milkshakes. ”
    This the funniest shit I’ve seen in a bit.
    I can’t tell if this is meant to be funny or if y’all are tryna be serious.

    10 years ago at 3:06 pm