YEE YEE — This Machine Gun Folds Into The Size Of An Ipad

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Tired of lugging your bulky, heavy machine gun around? Sick of the disgusted glances uptight liberals throw at your assault rifle? Fed up with the constant permit checks from police? Now you can exercise your paranoia worry-free with the all-new Folding Machine Gun!

The Magpul FMG9 brings a whole new meaning to “concealed weapon,” giving its owners the ability to hide their 9mm assault weapon in plain sight.

From Business Insider:

“This weapon system could be described as a chameleon, it totally disappears… It’s sort of innocuous and then when you snap it out, you have little mini submachine gun.”

Shooting stuff is as easy as 1-2-3!

Step 1: Unfold it!

Step 2: Kill!

Step 3: Fold it up and leave the abortion clinic.

Nifty video tutorial:

The Folding Machine Gun is so easy to carry, you can stick it almost anywhere.

Stow it in your dashboard!

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Briefcase? You betcha!

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Put it at the bottom Little Billy’s lunch pale!

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Remember, Billy, keep an eye on those Islam kids Obama made your town take in.

The all-new Folding Machine Gun, it’s mass murder on-the-go!

[via Business Insider]

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        9 years ago at 2:55 pm
    1. fratstar570

      Thoughts on a new Modern Warfare games? Since we don’t have a place to discuss it I guess here will work.

      I wouldn’t mind them bringing it back to WWII with better graphics and gameplay.

      9 years ago at 1:15 pm
      1. The_Sherminator

        Battlefield is releasing a WWI game that I’m really excited about. After the original modern warfare I stopped liking call of duty

        9 years ago at 1:17 pm
      2. fratstar570

        I’ve never really played Battlefield games that much but I’m definitely going to buy that. Can’t imagine anything more hectic than a mass online multiplayer on a WWI battlefield. Loved MW2 and the first Black Ops though.

        Would love if they brought WWII back, I know it’s like beating the shit out of a dead horse since they covered every campaign ever (or Medal of Honor covered what COD didn’t back in the day) but with new and better graphics and better gameplay I’d replay it in a second.

        9 years ago at 1:22 pm
      3. DubyasLeftNut

        Yeah MW is getting remastered but I think we have to pay $20 extra for the new pile of shit game and the gift of the heavens MW. Hopefully they incorporate the multiplayer to the remastered MW

        9 years ago at 6:24 pm
  1. HodorHodor

    The gun has been around since 2008 and it’s not even scheduled for production

    9 years ago at 1:18 pm
  2. BeerandPizza

    “The all-new Folding Machine Gun, it’s mass murder on-the-go!” -Piers Morgan, -Senator Kevin de Leon, -Every antigun pc liberal that’s ever existed? …cmon tfm

    9 years ago at 1:22 pm
  3. kabo72

    I’ve actually shot the semi-auto version of this. Basically a pistol with a stock. Still pretty fun though.

    9 years ago at 2:10 pm