You Can Now Live In Whichever Dorm You Feel Most Comfortable In, Regardless of Gender

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Not content with breaking down bathroom barriers, the Transgender Rights Movement, in tandem with the Obama administration, is now attempting to tackle gender-specific dormitories.

From Thomson Reuters:

Known as the “dear colleague” letter, it makes clear that federal law protects transgender students’ right to live in housing that reflects their gender identity.

Schools that fail to provide adequate housing to transgender students could face lawsuits or the loss of any federal funding they rely on.

Although hundreds of universities had begun to offer gender-inclusive housing in response to student demand in recent years, many are now reviewing or expediting their plans so they can provide the option to incoming students for the first time this fall.

The policies are intended not only to accommodate transgender students, university officials say, but to help siblings, gay students who want to live with straight friends of the opposite gender or simply groups comfortable with mixed-gender housing.

What a time to drop this imperative. The left can’t figure out if they want to assimilate everyone into one giant, androgynous, gender fluid society, or if they want to segregate college-aged men, lest their daughters fall victim to our base savagery. We fraternity men truly are the last bastion of pure, unadulterated masculinity left in this increasingly trans-sexual world. Just a bunch of dudes all living in one house, showering together, and occasionally rubbing their nut sacks on each other. The epitome of testosterone.

Nevertheless, if the Obama administration shat this letter out four or five years ago, you can bet your pengina I would have been gender-bending my way into the sorority suites.

[via Thomson Reuters]

  1. AriGold9

    I hope Intern Sydney meets the guy of her dreams until months after dating, she finds out he isn’t rich like she thought he was. Forcing her to live the middle class life she thought she was too good for.

    10 years ago at 1:53 pm
  2. GeebsNotGeeds

    I’ve only ever even heard of one transgender person at any school I have ever attended. Why are they such a big fucking deal? Scientifically speaking it’s a psychological disorder. Can we fucking realize that already?

    10 years ago at 2:02 pm
    1. GeebsNotGeeds

      Hate to rant, but I hate seeing .00005 percent of the US population garner so much attention, time, and money from the rest of us for their bullshit.

      10 years ago at 2:07 pm
      1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        One butthurt transginger can ruin a school administrator’s entire year.

        10 years ago at 2:31 pm
      2. GeebsNotGeeds

        Why would you ever go Transginger, you have to cut off your soul to do that.

        10 years ago at 2:51 pm
  3. Brother Gumby

    Not gonna lie, these Intern Sydney insults are getting pretty repetitive. Get some new material at least guys.

    10 years ago at 2:11 pm
    1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

      Agree. At this point, the column is more interesting than the insults. Before the comments were turned off, the top comment was “You’re a cunt.” Nothing creative or funny about that.

      10 years ago at 2:29 pm
  4. Abner Edwin Fratton

    Intern Shroom needs to be an 8+ if you want us to respect her(maybe guy?). Maybe you should get a hotter than a 3, less of a whiny cunt intern.

    10 years ago at 7:28 pm
  5. ChristianPKP

    I feel we are maybe one semester away from some short haired female who has ‘transitioned to male’ (whatever the fuck that means) trying to rush a fraternity bc she knows hot chicks come to our party in droves so she’ll have quite the box fest to peruse for her own misguided attempts to scissor or fake dick fuck a drunk confused frosh. But the house won’t bid her and she’ll claim like gender discrimination and sue for the right to pledge a fraternity. I will cry when that day comes.

    10 years ago at 10:05 am