You Can Now Live In Whichever Dorm You Feel Most Comfortable In, Regardless of Gender

Not content with breaking down bathroom barriers, the Transgender Rights Movement, in tandem with the Obama administration, is now attempting to tackle gender-specific dormitories.
From Thomson Reuters:
Known as the “dear colleague” letter, it makes clear that federal law protects transgender students’ right to live in housing that reflects their gender identity.
Schools that fail to provide adequate housing to transgender students could face lawsuits or the loss of any federal funding they rely on.
Although hundreds of universities had begun to offer gender-inclusive housing in response to student demand in recent years, many are now reviewing or expediting their plans so they can provide the option to incoming students for the first time this fall.
The policies are intended not only to accommodate transgender students, university officials say, but to help siblings, gay students who want to live with straight friends of the opposite gender or simply groups comfortable with mixed-gender housing.
What a time to drop this imperative. The left can’t figure out if they want to assimilate everyone into one giant, androgynous, gender fluid society, or if they want to segregate college-aged men, lest their daughters fall victim to our base savagery. We fraternity men truly are the last bastion of pure, unadulterated masculinity left in this increasingly trans-sexual world. Just a bunch of dudes all living in one house, showering together, and occasionally rubbing their nut sacks on each other. The epitome of testosterone.
Nevertheless, if the Obama administration shat this letter out four or five years ago, you can bet your pengina I would have been gender-bending my way into the sorority suites..
[via Thomson Reuters]
‘Keep up the good work’
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10 years ago at 1:53 pmI’ve only ever even heard of one transgender person at any school I have ever attended. Why are they such a big fucking deal? Scientifically speaking it’s a psychological disorder. Can we fucking realize that already?
10 years ago at 2:02 pmHate to rant, but I hate seeing .00005 percent of the US population garner so much attention, time, and money from the rest of us for their bullshit.
10 years ago at 2:07 pmOne butthurt transginger can ruin a school administrator’s entire year.
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10 years ago at 7:28 pmThis seems like an example of federal government overreach.
10 years ago at 7:57 pmI feel we are maybe one semester away from some short haired female who has ‘transitioned to male’ (whatever the fuck that means) trying to rush a fraternity bc she knows hot chicks come to our party in droves so she’ll have quite the box fest to peruse for her own misguided attempts to scissor or fake dick fuck a drunk confused frosh. But the house won’t bid her and she’ll claim like gender discrimination and sue for the right to pledge a fraternity. I will cry when that day comes.
10 years ago at 10:05 am