You Don’t Deserve A Dog If You Wouldn’t Fist Fight A Kangaroo For It
Here we have a kangaroo strangling a dog. The dog’s owner runs up to the kangaroo, squares up like the round 1 bell just rung, and delivers a right cross that stuns the kangaroo. He then retreats.
Quick side note: Is this how kangaroos fuck up other animals in the wild? They strangle them? What kind of defense mechanism is that?
This is a classic bully/nerd scenario. Most bullies have glass jaws. They like to get physical up to the point of actually fighting, but they don’t usually want the fight to happen.
This is a bully giving some band nerd a headlock up against the lockers between classes. Then band nerd’s football playing friend approaches and squares up to him, lands the first real punch he’s ever received, the bully is stunned then walks off with his tail between his legs. Soft ass kangaroo will never come between a man and his dog again.
How about this guy’s dog getting nearly choked out by a marsupial, though? Just a crazy scene that I wouldn’t have believed if the camera wasn’t rolling. Like hitting a hole-in-one with no witnesses. Don’t even bother telling the story because no one is going to believe it. But here it is. A kangaroo trying to get a dog to tap out.
A lot of people are calling this guy a hero. I call him a normal dog owner. If you aren’t squaring up to a wild animal that’s choking out your dog, you don’t deserve that dog. Or friends. Or happiness..
That kangaroo would have kicked that bloke’s ass.
8 years ago at 9:38 amBut it didn’t though..
8 years ago at 11:23 amDon’t day bloke. This isn’t fucking Britain you wanker
8 years ago at 12:41 pmSounds fine to me, m8.
8 years ago at 3:32 pmConstant Adderall/caffeine/dip shits are making studying for finals much more difficult than I imagined
8 years ago at 9:41 amSounds like a personal problem.
8 years ago at 11:11 amI’d pay good money to watch you fight a kangaroo over a small child.
8 years ago at 9:54 am“If anybody’s gonna choke little Timmy, it’s damn well gonna be me, bitch!”
8 years ago at 9:56 amWe all know Dorn can’t throw a real punch. He’s one of those limp wristed, neo-liberals living in Austin. I’d put my money on the kangaroo rocking his world.
8 years ago at 10:39 amDorn may or may not like that depending on the age of the kangaroo
8 years ago at 11:12 amIf Dorn could be any animal, he’d be a kangaroo, so he could carry small children in his pouch.
8 years ago at 12:00 pmI’d figure he’d be a lap dog so people wouldn’t think twice when he humps a child’s leg.
8 years ago at 12:02 pmShowing the world you’re alpha. FAF
8 years ago at 9:55 amI’d give it some roofies then fuck it, it’s just a little beastalitly.
8 years ago at 10:41 amLaps, take them and contemplate what you’ve just said
8 years ago at 12:59 pmGo home
8 years ago at 4:02 pmI was looking forward to reading some funny “TFM” commentary on this video but instead after reading the article I am just really disappointed. But what’s new.
8 years ago at 11:25 amThe fact that this guy got it on video is gonna win him so many bar bets.
8 years ago at 12:01 pmBeating up marsupials to save man’s best friend. FaF
8 years ago at 1:30 pmThat kangaroo is yoked! I’d still fight him for my dog but I’d be ready for a battle.
8 years ago at 2:11 pmThat’s just a wallaby. A kangaroo would have lit that dude up
8 years ago at 8:29 pm