You Would Get 100x More Tinder Matches If Your Bio Was As Good As This Guy’s

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Tinder bios are getting more and more boring these days. Oh, you like to travel, eat sushi, golf, have deep conversations, and take long walks near Normandy beach with a metal detector on hand in hopes of yanking some artifacts out of the curled-up, semi-fossilized fingers of a Nazi? Get in line, Jim the financial analyst — you’re a dime a dozen. We need more people like Evan in the (Tinder) world, who aren’t afraid to shake things up.

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I love it. You can add this one to your list, Ev:

“The best Tinder bio in the game” – Jared

  1. TheTreasurer93

    Guy is a close friend of mine. This will only feed his already alarming degree of narcissism.

    9 years ago at 12:00 pm