Your birth certificate revealing that you’re in your early 20s, but your taste in music and clothing indicating that you’re much, much older.

  1. thevaginator

    Absolutely atrocious. I’m guessing this was posted my either sigmanugs or wraith because whoever this loser is is without a doubt a virgin

    4 years ago at 1:58 pm
    1. SigmaNugs311

      Are you speaking English you fucking douchebag? No wonder you’re failing out of middle school you unoriginal fuck.

      4 years ago at 8:23 pm
      1. thevaginator

        Whats unoriginal is you coming on here and running your mouth like you’re gonna do something. Now go on. Prove to us all once again that you’re a sorry little bitch and run back to your mom’s basement. Fucking pussy.

        4 years ago at 10:39 pm
  2. Fratty Couples PGA

    Dire Straits is the key to finding a sugar momma. No? Get the fuck out.

    4 years ago at 12:30 pm
  3. MightBePike

    My birth certificate reveals I was born with the name “Whatever you want, just stop asking me questions” but quickly had it changed to Buster Cherry.

    4 years ago at 1:47 pm
  4. Frockstarr

    This has definitely been said at some point and on the wall in the past 2 1/2 Years I have been in this site. Go fuck yourself and get some new material

    4 years ago at 5:04 am
  5. SleepingInTheBusches

    This was on the wall like five years ago and it was “You’re birth certificate revealing you’re in your early twenties, your ID saying you’re pushing thirty, but your taste in music and clothing suggesting you’re much, much older. TFM”

    4 years ago at 7:42 pm