Your memory foam mattress having a better idea of what happened last night than you do. TFM.

  1. L_M_N_O_buttP

    My pants were off. I had my dick in one hand and a box of kleenex in the other. I had a belt around my neck. No idea what happened last night.

    13 years ago at 9:13 pm
  2. Elihu_Smails

    For me the pile of dead hookers and the bloody machete on the floor are usually indicative enough.

    13 years ago at 7:33 am