Your professor canceling your class, as well as your sobriety. TFM.

This is so NF brah. My professor did this to me the other day and instead of being a little pussy ass bitch like you and not doing anything, I got in front of the class and yelled “This is for America bitch” and then I shotgunned a beer, threw the empty in his face, cold clocked him in the jaw, and then left with some rando slampiece #zerofucksgiven