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1. Most people will know you by your nickname.
2. There will always be crazy women around.
3. You have to keep an eye on new pledges.
4. There’s always one guy that’s the Risk Manager’s worst nightmare.
5. Some mornings you’ll wonder where your pants went.
6. You spend a lot of your time drinking in funny costumes.
7. The first couple weeks are tough.
8. You WILL get in fights with your brothers…
9. …but you’ll still have each other’s backs.
10. High school was a lot easier.
11. It’s good to know a shady lawyer.
12. It’s never easy to deal with a rival house.
13. Sometimes you’ll blow shit up just for fun.
14. The administration is always out to get you.
15. You’ll find creative ways to hide your valuables.
16. Your family won’t know what you’re going through.
17. Older Alumni will always have something to complain about.
18. Your treasurer will feel like this at the beginning of every semester.
19. Little things will seem more important than they are.
20. It doesn’t last forever.
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At least this list involved pictures. Nice change of pace I suppose…
11 years ago at 4:33 pmEven for you, SFPL, this was a stretch. A bad stretch.
11 years ago at 4:33 pmBad stretch.. as in Breaking Bad?
11 years ago at 4:40 pm^ Sit down before you hurt yourself
11 years ago at 11:37 pmI’m becoming increasingly suspicious these lists are solely for beer money
11 years ago at 4:37 pmCan you make a list about why you make lists?
11 years ago at 4:40 pmA list within a list, it’d be “listception”
11 years ago at 5:41 pmYou do realize that the word “inception” isn’t a word for one thing inside a larger version of the same thing, it just means the beginning, right?
11 years ago at 10:43 pm21. People come to you to buy drugs.
11 years ago at 4:42 pm22. You regularly smoke meth
11 years ago at 9:40 amYou didn’t screw it up.
11 years ago at 4:43 pmI award you a nice move! 🙂
11 years ago at 4:43 pm^hahahaha
11 years ago at 8:42 pm^^
11 years ago at 9:47 pmYa know SFPL, this wasn’t all too bad.
11 years ago at 4:46 pmagreed
11 years ago at 5:13 pmDon’t encourage him
11 years ago at 8:22 pm^
11 years ago at 1:01 am^ but it had pictures. I like pictures.
11 years ago at 8:37 amAre you trying to get a job at buzzfeed?
11 years ago at 4:49 pmGodammit SFPL, I why did I click on this?
11 years ago at 4:53 pm