20 Ways Breaking Bad Is Like Greek Life
1. Most people will know you by your nickname.
2. There will always be crazy women around.
3. You have to keep an eye on new pledges.
4. There’s always one guy that’s the Risk Manager’s worst nightmare.
5. Some mornings you’ll wonder where your pants went.
6. You spend a lot of your time drinking in funny costumes.
7. The first couple weeks are tough.
8. You WILL get in fights with your brothers…
9. …but you’ll still have each other’s backs.
10. High school was a lot easier.
11. It’s good to know a shady lawyer.
12. It’s never easy to deal with a rival house.
13. Sometimes you’ll blow shit up just for fun.
14. The administration is always out to get you.
15. You’ll find creative ways to hide your valuables.
16. Your family won’t know what you’re going through.
17. Older Alumni will always have something to complain about.
18. Your treasurer will feel like this at the beginning of every semester.
19. Little things will seem more important than they are.
Dear SFPL,
11 years ago at 5:01 pmand then there’s the brother who’s banging a total bitch but you don’t say anything out of respect for the brother (in-law)
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11 years ago at 5:13 pmIt doesn’t last forever unless you’re the creepy alumni that never leaves
11 years ago at 5:18 pmI want whiskey.
11 years ago at 5:45 pmDo you just not fucking get it?
11 years ago at 6:05 pmThe only reason this was tolerable is because it involved Breaking Bad. You’re still a worthless piece of shit SFPL
11 years ago at 7:01 pmI don’t want buzzfeed.
11 years ago at 7:04 pmOMGZ NICE LIST FGT1!
11 years ago at 8:40 pmthis is completely accurate
11 years ago at 8:41 pmMarie is like your slam’s big; always being cunty toward you.
11 years ago at 11:28 pm