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- Recreate the magic of Top Gun by blindfolding a pledge in the middle of a field and seeing how closely you can “buzz his tower.”
- Autonomous runs to the liquor store.
- Retrieve of all your belongings that crazy shacker stole without actually having to see her again.
- Monitor your pledges’ elephant walks around campus remotely to cut down on suspicions of hazing.
- The most technologically-advanced beer showers in chapter history.
- Finally get the sky-cam that your intramural football games always needed.
- Chase out those raccoons Brent habituated to live in your chimney.
- Have the ultimate bedside manners by getting Plan B delivered straight to your door without ever leaving your room.
- Carpet-bomb rival fraternities with air drops of week-old bean burritos.
- Have an “Eye in the Sky” pledge report on foot traffic conditions before your walk to class.
- Remotely escort drunk brothers home without ever having to leave the bar.
- Fly your flag around campus during rush for extra publicity.
- Convince your professors to have class outside. Routinely strafe them while they’re teaching.
- Precision-guided beer pong shots.
- See how many explicitly inappropriate sexual acts are occurring on your stretch of beach during spring break.
- Take your fledgling pharmaceutical business to new heights by delivering your drugs via drone.
- Get two and stage dogfights over the front lawn.
- Dress up the pledge class like caribou. Select a few to be a “wolfpack.” Have them hunt each other and film it aerially while using narration from Planet Earth.
- Convince girls to flash the drone during your fraternity tailgates.
- Turn in homework assignments without actually ever stepping foot in the classroom.
- Shower sorority events with free condoms falling from the sky.
- Indulge your hyper-paranoia by monitoring all visitors to your girlfriend’s house for suspicious activity.
- Give your Risk Management chair another reason to binge drink himself into nervous sobbing.
- Crash-land it somewhere on campus. Have the pledges stage a shot-for-shot remake of Black Hawk Down.
- Convince everyone on campus this makes you top-tier.
- Keep tabs on your drunkenly wandering brother as he makes his way to Taco Bell.
- Drop “informational flyers” on packs of protesting SJWs consisting of nothing but Donald Trump quotes and American flag lapels.
- Capture Scott’s footrace from the police and turn it in to the local news agency labeled “high-speed chase.”.
It’s not a fucking robot idiot. You’re the reason that society hates us.
10 years ago at 10:30 amA squad of drones flying through Greek Row sporting multiple flags of your fraternity colors and one huge American flag leading the pack. If only I had paper to burn
10 years ago at 11:52 amI think 19 might actually work.
10 years ago at 12:09 pmCondoms NF.
10 years ago at 2:46 pm