Girls On Chinese Tinder Attempt To Sound American By Using Normal English Names Like “Flashlight” And “Autism”
I used to think American Tinder was as weird as it got when it came to dating apps, but then I was informed about Tantan, China’s version of Tinder.
A tipster named Adam sent this email to our tipline (tips@totalfratmove.com) about his experience with the dating app:
Long story short after graduation two of my fraternity brothers and myself came to China to teach English for a year. Shortly after arriving here we got TanTan the Chinese version of tinder. A lot of Chinese girls choose English names for themselves though most have little to no idea what their names actually mean. The resulting names are incredible. We have been keeping screenshots of all of the ridiculous names and pictures we’ve found.
Here are the best names that Adam and his friends came across on Tantan, for your viewing pleasure.
I’d fuck with autism.
10 years ago at 5:32 pmWhich Autism?
10 years ago at 5:59 pmAll of the autism I could.
10 years ago at 6:02 pmBig fan of Ruthlessness to be honest. Can only imagine what that translates to in bed
10 years ago at 7:00 pmRuthlessness 100 percent knows what her name means in English.
10 years ago at 10:43 pm“Have I turned you on yet flashlight?”
10 years ago at 5:33 pmI just burst out laughing from this one
10 years ago at 1:32 amYou’re a geed
10 years ago at 2:55 pmMy American penis would look huge to beautiful liar, and I’m pretty sure watermelon might be trying to reach out to the police.
10 years ago at 5:34 pmWatermelon might go by her middle name of Autism
10 years ago at 7:07 pmIf “Flashlight” went with “Fleshlight” she’d bat a thousand.
10 years ago at 5:37 pmGive up treatment looks like a blurred Nicki Minaj
10 years ago at 5:41 pmIf you shined a flashlight at her face.
10 years ago at 5:48 pmI’m a sucker for DumbDumb
10 years ago at 5:52 pmHonestly though I wouldn’t be too surprised if there are Americans named Pheromone
10 years ago at 6:07 pmI’m sure they would be the same ethnicity as the people who name their daughters Epiphany.
10 years ago at 10:01 pmWithout pointing any fingers, I would definitely say there is a certain demographic that might be more likely to name their kids stuff like that
10 years ago at 1:10 amHey if you’re trying to get my attention, you can’t do much better than DRUGS BITCH
10 years ago at 6:08 pmFor those to lazy to look it up “肛門” translates to “anus” in English
10 years ago at 6:36 pmYou think ManInTheMirror knows she looks like Michael Jackson?
10 years ago at 6:40 pm