Texas A&M Football Is Somehow Making The Longhorns Look Functional
For the better part of the last few years, the Longhorns have sort of become a laughing stock in the college football world. Once a proud tradition is now being mocked by many fans across the nation. Even last week it seemed to have hit a new low when Sterlin Gilbert turned down the Longhorns’ first offer. Even SMU was looking prettier at that point.
Thanks for making Texas the laughing stock of college football. SMU really appreciates it. @gregfenves
— The Boulevard (@_TheBoulevard) December 11, 2015
Since that tweet, Texas has hired Gilbert and a little stability has been restored. The Longhorns heated rival over in College Station? Not so much.
Just last week, former 5-star QB Kyle Allen announced that he was transferring out of A&M. His top place he wants to go? Reportedly Oklahoma to be the next Baker Mayfield. But all is good in Aggieland right? They still have the number one quarterback from the 2015 class in 5-star Kyler Murray right? No need to panic.
"As of 30 minutes ago I was told that Kyler Murray's full intention was to transfer" – @billyliucci
— Paul Finebaum (@finebaum) December 16, 2015
Oh. Well maybe now it’s time to start panicking. The possible transfer has set off a chain reaction of events. 4-star WR Quartney Davis was committed to the Aggies. That was before this all went down. Davis took to Twitter and decommitted.
— Quartney Davis (@queee_2) December 16, 2015
5 minutes before he tweeted this out, he quote tweeted something about Kyler with the caption “Wow. SMDH.” While the Murray decision isn’t final, it’s looking more and more like Jake Hubenak will be the starting QB for the foreseeable future.
Let’s take a look at all QBs who have signed with Sumlin:
1) Matt Davis: transferred to SMU
2) Kenny Hill: transferred to TCU
3) Kohl Stewart: Drafted to MLB
4) Kyle Allen: Transferring
5) Kyler Murray: Possibly transferring
And just when you think it can’t get worse:
A&M's Speedy Noil reportedly suspended for bowl, 2016 opener #collegefootball https://t.co/1cb5STFe8f
— CollegeFootballTalk (@CFTalk) December 17, 2015
Live at Kyle Field:
Texas fans are certainly grinning ear to ear watching this circus go down..
Image via YouTube

Remember that big bowl game A&M won? Me neither.
10 years ago at 11:23 amIt’s like watching an autistic child star grow up and realize he sucks and no one really likes him.
10 years ago at 11:25 amMeaning it’s sad.
10 years ago at 11:33 amRemember the bowl game Texas was invited to? Me neither.
10 years ago at 1:27 pm“Speedy Noil” has to top your list of absurd black guy names, right?
10 years ago at 11:24 amCorneileous Jenkins can never be trumped
Or Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix
Or Octavious Morris
10 years ago at 11:35 amD’Brickashaw Ferguson
10 years ago at 12:16 pmCasanova Mckenzie has to be up there
10 years ago at 12:17 pmI prefer Lucky Whitehead
10 years ago at 12:48 pmYours have names?
10 years ago at 1:23 pmZiggy Hood, Scooby Wright, Alizé Jones. All top tier athletes that sound like pool hustlers.
10 years ago at 1:36 pmScooby is white though….
10 years ago at 4:06 pmDe’Runnya Wilson
10 years ago at 9:10 amFuck these ads that TFM all of a sudden is implementing. Nice business move, becoming heavily reliant on revenue from ads. I would rather this app be $5 than wait 5 seconds to read an article that ends up being horseshit.
10 years ago at 11:37 amIts called AdBlock, chief
10 years ago at 12:23 pmYeah, you just let me know when you get an ad block for this shitty app.
10 years ago at 1:25 pmNewsflash: dont use the app. Just use your browser w/ Adblock. Voila! No more ads, no more bitchy comments
10 years ago at 1:28 pmMaybe I’m using an old not updated app but I haven’t seen a single ad, ever. So, there’s that.
10 years ago at 3:38 pmAs a student at A&M, I am so glad the institution spent all that money to renovate the stadium instead of supporting our academic programs.
10 years ago at 11:55 amYou’re the worst kind of person
10 years ago at 12:12 pmJake Hubenak is a real Cinderella story waiting to happen, Georgetown kid walks on to OSU, transfers to blinn, gets a scholarship to A&M and brings home the college football playoff trophy in his senior year.
10 years ago at 12:20 pmAKA we’re fucked.
10 years ago at 12:20 pmDidn’t realize this turned into Barstool Sports Texas
10 years ago at 1:17 pmYeah a 5-7 Texas is smiling and also still telling everyone that they beat OU this year. Also Speedy Noil has not done anything this year so suspending him will barely be noticeable
10 years ago at 1:32 pmCompletely forgot that Manziel was there before Sumlin too.
10 years ago at 2:20 pmHook’em
10 years ago at 2:24 pmThis whole time I was reading it as “speedy Noil” as in speedy is an adjective always attached to his name lol
10 years ago at 3:21 pm