Texas A&M Football Is Somehow Making The Longhorns Look Functional

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For the better part of the last few years, the Longhorns have sort of become a laughing stock in the college football world. Once a proud tradition is now being mocked by many fans across the nation. Even last week it seemed to have hit a new low when Sterlin Gilbert turned down the Longhorns’ first offer. Even SMU was looking prettier at that point.

Since that tweet, Texas has hired Gilbert and a little stability has been restored. The Longhorns heated rival over in College Station? Not so much.

Just last week, former 5-star QB Kyle Allen announced that he was transferring out of A&M. His top place he wants to go? Reportedly Oklahoma to be the next Baker Mayfield. But all is good in Aggieland right? They still have the number one quarterback from the 2015 class in 5-star Kyler Murray right? No need to panic.

Oh. Well maybe now it’s time to start panicking. The possible transfer has set off a chain reaction of events. 4-star WR Quartney Davis was committed to the Aggies. That was before this all went down. Davis took to Twitter and decommitted.

5 minutes before he tweeted this out, he quote tweeted something about Kyler with the caption “Wow. SMDH.” While the Murray decision isn’t final, it’s looking more and more like Jake Hubenak will be the starting QB for the foreseeable future.

Let’s take a look at all QBs who have signed with Sumlin:

1) Matt Davis: transferred to SMU
2) Kenny Hill: transferred to TCU
3) Kohl Stewart: Drafted to MLB
4) Kyle Allen: Transferring
5) Kyler Murray: Possibly transferring

And just when you think it can’t get worse:

Live at Kyle Field:

Texas fans are certainly grinning ear to ear watching this circus go down.

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    1. StockWithFrock

      It’s like watching an autistic child star grow up and realize he sucks and no one really likes him.

      10 years ago at 11:25 am
    1. Karl Karlson

      Ziggy Hood, Scooby Wright, Alizé Jones. All top tier athletes that sound like pool hustlers.

      10 years ago at 1:36 pm
  1. Dubya2016

    Fuck these ads that TFM all of a sudden is implementing. Nice business move, becoming heavily reliant on revenue from ads. I would rather this app be $5 than wait 5 seconds to read an article that ends up being horseshit.

    10 years ago at 11:37 am
      1. sdh266

        Newsflash: dont use the app. Just use your browser w/ Adblock. Voila! No more ads, no more bitchy comments

        10 years ago at 1:28 pm
    1. Back In My Days

      Maybe I’m using an old not updated app but I haven’t seen a single ad, ever. So, there’s that.

      10 years ago at 3:38 pm
  2. Golfbro66

    As a student at A&M, I am so glad the institution spent all that money to renovate the stadium instead of supporting our academic programs.

    10 years ago at 11:55 am
  3. KevinSumlinsVisor

    Jake Hubenak is a real Cinderella story waiting to happen, Georgetown kid walks on to OSU, transfers to blinn, gets a scholarship to A&M and brings home the college football playoff trophy in his senior year.

    10 years ago at 12:20 pm
  4. TexasBoner

    Yeah a 5-7 Texas is smiling and also still telling everyone that they beat OU this year. Also Speedy Noil has not done anything this year so suspending him will barely be noticeable

    10 years ago at 1:32 pm
  5. DudeBroGuy

    This whole time I was reading it as “speedy Noil” as in speedy is an adjective always attached to his name lol

    10 years ago at 3:21 pm