Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 75
9 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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adam
Yikes… C’mon, man.
sarah
Jesus Christ. Heavy start this week…
michelle
Getting better… I guess…
emily1
You are doing yourself a disservice if you don’t hire this guy, Emily.
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Yes, her first name is rim job.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

kayla
A fine compromise.
khalisa
I have to disagree.
steve
BURN!
norma copy
“I don’t usually do this but…” TFM.
grace
Worked like a charm.
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    1. GodHatesFigs

      Riveting take there, Denton. Now crawl back to the cesspool you came from.

      9 years ago at 9:33 am
    2. Shoeless Bro Jaxon

      Just type out “as fuck.” You’re clearly a junior in high school, or you’re just “that guy.” Grow up, Peter Pan. Count Chocula.

      9 years ago at 9:34 am
    3. ZacLinMac

      If someone threw a grenade in a room with me and you in it I would push you on top of it then spit on your corpse.

      9 years ago at 6:45 pm
  4. Fratty McFratFrat

    If telling a girl you’re at a bowling alley wearing a Coca Cola tank in winter doesn’t work then the chick ain’t worth having.

    9 years ago at 9:43 am
  5. Frat Jack

    Jared, you can’t let them take butt stuff away. If you do, Steve Holt wins. Just let that sink in.

    9 years ago at 10:36 am
  6. CoconutHead.

    Why are all the comments so negative? You don’t want negative feelings in your life for up votes. Time to go do coke out Moze’s asshole and catch that weasel.

    9 years ago at 11:16 am