FAIL FRIDAY: GDIs in Disguise
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

When I’m older, fuck the hearing aids. They’ll be giving me fucking beering aids. TFM.
-North Carolina

Cringed as I read this. Here we go again…

Going to grad school for psychology. I put the rapist in therapist. TFM.
-Washington

I’m sure you’ll have a positive impact on the field of mental health treatment.

“Hi, I’m Ryan Dunn and this is the drunken car ride.” TFM.
-Texas

Woah, too soon. Too soon.

My life. TFM.
-Georgia

Strong effort. Would you care to elaborate?

Waking up realizing that you ate about a half a can sized lipper when you passed out last night and you’ve got a bad case of the shits. Making up for this by lining up a days worth of blumpkins. TFM.
-Oklahoma

How many blumpkins is a days worth?

Taking the assistant football coach job at the middle school, not because you need the money, but to haze young geeds and then fuck their substitute teachers. TFM.
-Texas

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Welcoming the new neighbors, that decided to move by greek street, with a broken tail light because they don’t believe in Jesus. TFM.
-Louisiana

Random comma splicing does not validate this act.

Studying to be an abortion doctor so I can meet sluts who don’t want kids any more than I do. TFM.
-Mississippi

Hilariously, this came from a Methodist school.

Dad prank calling my sister at work today. Three times. TFM.
-Illinois

Your dad is a fucking loser.

Telling randos you want to “tounge punch her fart box.” TFTC.
-Texas

Maybe the worst description of felatio ever.


Oh look, one of those cool Bud Light bottles you can write your name on.


Opposite of a champion.


Dated 2004, but time can’t save you from this humiliation.


Broski!!! Grab my ass right as the picture’s being taken and I’ll look surprised!


Rush Pike? I think not….

You can’t watch the whole thing:

    8. Smathers and Branson

      Please remove this and post it on the main wall. I am also curious to see how many likes it gets

      13 years ago at 6:56 pm
    15. KSUfratcat

      No doubt it was funny as fuck, but it doesnt have anything to do with being frat. That’s why it’s not on the wall. Good shit though.

      13 years ago at 10:22 pm
  3. IKnowImAnAlcoholic

    TFM pledge, you really need to be balled. There are submissions on here that are better than 10 from the last 3 days.

    13 years ago at 1:45 pm
    2. Carbrolina

      Agreed. This site has seriously gone down hill in the past 3 months or so. The majority of the TFM’s that get posted are awful now.

      13 years ago at 2:11 pm
    4. shooter

      Is it because it’s summer and they just aren’t putting as much effort into it? Seriously, some pretty lack-luster shit has gotten through.

      13 years ago at 2:27 pm
    5. CPAsshole

      Just like the fraternal world, the next pledge class (or TFM Pledge in this case) sucks worse than the previous, which explains this sites downfall.

      13 years ago at 2:29 pm
    6. Tallapoosa Snu

      It’s probably got somethin to do with summer… People traveling, not everybodys at the frat house… While summer can take frattin to a whole new level (deep sea fishin with the brothers, summer formals, hittin the beach or the links), theres no pledges, no hardcore socials, the house might not be full, the fraternity lifestyle is most well represented in during traditional semester schedules. And if you’re not in school, theres not any reason to get on the laptop and let the ADD guide you to TFM. Less fraternity lifestyle and less use for a computer means less total frat moves. Just a thought.

      13 years ago at 2:44 pm
    8. Cotton

      The fail fridays are getting worse, the ones that get through make me want to strangle tfm pledge, and that gdi EgotisticalWASP hasn’t been balled yet. Pledge, get your fucking shit together. Also, if I’m not mistaken, that one about the broken tail lights isn’t a comma splice because it’s a nonrestrictive clause, but I’m not really sure.

      13 years ago at 3:19 pm
    9. Cotton

      Note: The video and pictures are fucking hilarious, however. I only think tfm pledge’s judgment on some of the regular submissions is questionable.

      13 years ago at 3:22 pm
    10. fratty_v

      TFM pledge is just mailing in those comments on the fail TFM’s. They used to be hilarious and now its just 3-4 word obvious bullshit.

      13 years ago at 3:48 pm
    13. Peyton Fratting

      anything EgotisticalWASP (some ironic hipster) and the Piker who spams up every discussion topic with his brainless musings.

      13 years ago at 9:08 pm
  6. Fratom Bomb

    “What’d you do this weekend?” “Oh, the usual, just chilled with my pledge bros in a grassy meadow.”

    13 years ago at 1:45 pm
    2. Tallapoosa Snu

      “pretty nice little saturday, frolicing in the meadow, goin to bed bath and beyond, maybe home depot, I dont know… I dont know if we’ll have enough time”

      13 years ago at 2:46 pm
    3. Chevy Silverabro

      “You know what, give me that, I’ll do one.”
      “He’s going to do one!”

      13 years ago at 8:37 am
    7. BallHazer

      I was about to say something about those fuckers. i hate DChi more than Pike. way more than pike

      13 years ago at 9:29 pm
    8. ZAX BRO

      I hate Delta Chi!! Also note the Sig Nu flatbill pic. Those fuckers suck dick too

      13 years ago at 1:10 am
    10. Hazement Dweller

      I wish i could haze these chapters into closing, what an embarrassing showing by D-chi.

      13 years ago at 8:26 pm
    12. DX1890DX

      Every fraternity has shitty chapters, don’t blame all of Delta Chi because of one bad apple. And the beer bottle one doesn’t seem that bad…… And PIKE and TKE suck everywhere

      13 years ago at 4:48 pm
    4. Fratstar_1899

      kid is a GDI, went to grand valley state university…. not too many people know where that is

      13 years ago at 9:25 pm
    5. we got you

      thank god. i saw that unc hat and panicked. my school can not be represented in such a heinous manner.

      13 years ago at 11:59 pm
    6. Hulk Brogan

      Ahhh… The pike dream girl. That was fucking miserable. Touché saint fratrics

      13 years ago at 5:08 pm
    7. James Frank Hopkins

      At least the Sigma Nu video had production value, more than one person involved,and they talked about brotherhood and raging. This was nothing more than a lonely geed sitting in front of his computer videotaping himself singing about finding five dollars in his mother’s dryer. I think it’s the worst video to date.

      13 years ago at 7:45 pm