FAIL FRIDAY: GDIs in Disguise
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
When I’m older, fuck the hearing aids. They’ll be giving me fucking beering aids. TFM.
Cringed as I read this. Here we go again…
Going to grad school for psychology. I put the rapist in therapist. TFM.
I’m sure you’ll have a positive impact on the field of mental health treatment.
“Hi, I’m Ryan Dunn and this is the drunken car ride.” TFM.
Woah, too soon. Too soon.
My life. TFM.
Strong effort. Would you care to elaborate?
Waking up realizing that you ate about a half a can sized lipper when you passed out last night and you’ve got a bad case of the shits. Making up for this by lining up a days worth of blumpkins. TFM.
How many blumpkins is a days worth?
Taking the assistant football coach job at the middle school, not because you need the money, but to haze young geeds and then fuck their substitute teachers. TFM.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Welcoming the new neighbors, that decided to move by greek street, with a broken tail light because they don’t believe in Jesus. TFM.
Random comma splicing does not validate this act.
Studying to be an abortion doctor so I can meet sluts who don’t want kids any more than I do. TFM.
Hilariously, this came from a Methodist school.
Dad prank calling my sister at work today. Three times. TFM.
Your dad is a fucking loser.
Telling randos you want to “tounge punch her fart box.” TFTC.
Maybe the worst description of felatio ever.
Oh look, one of those cool Bud Light bottles you can write your name on.
Opposite of a champion.
Dated 2004, but time can’t save you from this humiliation.
Broski!!! Grab my ass right as the picture’s being taken and I’ll look surprised!
Rush Pike? I think not….
You can’t watch the whole thing:
The Ryan Dunn one was hilarious…12 years ago at 1:44 pm
hahaha yes12 years ago at 1:47 pm
I thought so too12 years ago at 1:49 pm
Personally I liked Roger Ebert’s tweet better12 years ago at 1:57 pm
I’ll be honest, I laughed my ass off12 years ago at 2:55 pm
it should have made the wall12 years ago at 3:39 pm
Im curious to see how many likes it could have gotten.12 years ago at 4:59 pm
Second^12 years ago at 4:59 pm
Please remove this and post it on the main wall. I am also curious to see how many likes it gets12 years ago at 6:56 pm
Too Soon humor, TFTC12 years ago at 9:06 pm
I laughed for at least 10 seconds at that one12 years ago at 9:58 pm
MUCH better than frat ghost12 years ago at 10:23 pm
Speak up if you want this moved to the wall.12 years ago at 6:49 am
That was much better than 90% of the other shit on the wall.12 years ago at 11:42 am
Hi my name is Ryan Dunn and this is the James Dean Car Crash.12 years ago at 6:17 pm
No doubt it was funny as fuck, but it doesnt have anything to do with being frat. That’s why it’s not on the wall. Good shit though.12 years ago at 10:22 pm
Ryan Dunn TFTC12 years ago at 8:59 am
I vote wall.12 years ago at 3:23 pm
agreed12 years ago at 2:55 pm
TFM pledge, you really need to be balled. There are submissions on here that are better than 10 from the last 3 days.12 years ago at 1:45 pm
I agree!! Some of those really sucked.12 years ago at 2:08 pm
Agreed. This site has seriously gone down hill in the past 3 months or so. The majority of the TFM’s that get posted are awful now.12 years ago at 2:11 pm
Agreed12 years ago at 2:12 pm
Is it because it’s summer and they just aren’t putting as much effort into it? Seriously, some pretty lack-luster shit has gotten through.12 years ago at 2:27 pm
Just like the fraternal world, the next pledge class (or TFM Pledge in this case) sucks worse than the previous, which explains this sites downfall.12 years ago at 2:29 pm
It’s probably got somethin to do with summer… People traveling, not everybodys at the frat house… While summer can take frattin to a whole new level (deep sea fishin with the brothers, summer formals, hittin the beach or the links), theres no pledges, no hardcore socials, the house might not be full, the fraternity lifestyle is most well represented in during traditional semester schedules. And if you’re not in school, theres not any reason to get on the laptop and let the ADD guide you to TFM. Less fraternity lifestyle and less use for a computer means less total frat moves. Just a thought.12 years ago at 2:44 pm
What does not being in the frathouse have to do with not pulling tfms?12 years ago at 3:05 pm
The fail fridays are getting worse, the ones that get through make me want to strangle tfm pledge, and that gdi EgotisticalWASP hasn’t been balled yet. Pledge, get your fucking shit together. Also, if I’m not mistaken, that one about the broken tail lights isn’t a comma splice because it’s a nonrestrictive clause, but I’m not really sure.12 years ago at 3:19 pm
Note: The video and pictures are fucking hilarious, however. I only think tfm pledge’s judgment on some of the regular submissions is questionable.12 years ago at 3:22 pm
TFM pledge is just mailing in those comments on the fail TFM’s. They used to be hilarious and now its just 3-4 word obvious bullshit.12 years ago at 3:48 pm
Tallapoosa Snu shut the fuck up12 years ago at 4:26 pm
^ yea12 years ago at 7:48 pm
anything EgotisticalWASP (some ironic hipster) and the Piker who spams up every discussion topic with his brainless musings.12 years ago at 9:08 pm
Bringin’ the quality back. Good work, Intern.12 years ago at 1:45 pm
agreed12 years ago at 3:37 pm
First comment YES!12 years ago at 1:45 pm
Damn12 years ago at 1:46 pm
Seriously?12 years ago at 2:06 pm
Sarcasm12 years ago at 2:23 pm
Get the fuck out.12 years ago at 3:50 pm
“What’d you do this weekend?” “Oh, the usual, just chilled with my pledge bros in a grassy meadow.”12 years ago at 1:45 pm
Standard Saturday afternoon for them.12 years ago at 2:25 pm
“pretty nice little saturday, frolicing in the meadow, goin to bed bath and beyond, maybe home depot, I dont know… I dont know if we’ll have enough time”12 years ago at 2:46 pm
“You know what, give me that, I’ll do one.”12 years ago at 8:37 am
“He’s going to do one!”
Oh god. This was a scary week.12 years ago at 1:46 pm
Delta chi sure is trying hard to beat out pike for that #1 spot.12 years ago at 1:46 pm
Shut up Pike, you’re still awful12 years ago at 2:35 pm
delta chi’s are nothing like PIKE12 years ago at 2:42 pm
I don’t think anyone can ever reach PIKE status.12 years ago at 2:55 pm
It’s not for a lack of effort.12 years ago at 4:29 pm
Not even close to being a pike. How dare you12 years ago at 5:52 pm
Based on name I’m guessing Deke12 years ago at 6:11 pm
I was about to say something about those fuckers. i hate DChi more than Pike. way more than pike12 years ago at 9:29 pm
I hate Delta Chi!! Also note the Sig Nu flatbill pic. Those fuckers suck dick too12 years ago at 1:10 am
delta chi just had a bad week, wouldn’t wanna get ahead of ourselves here…12 years ago at 1:28 am
I wish i could haze these chapters into closing, what an embarrassing showing by D-chi.12 years ago at 8:26 pm
seriously, a few DChi’s are embarrassing the rest of us12 years ago at 10:28 pm
Every fraternity has shitty chapters, don’t blame all of Delta Chi because of one bad apple. And the beer bottle one doesn’t seem that bad…… And PIKE and TKE suck everywhere12 years ago at 4:48 pm
Burnetts on ice? Hell yeah man…12 years ago at 1:47 pm
There’s a reason all those condoms hadn’t been used…12 years ago at 6:44 pm
^this12 years ago at 8:49 pm
^that12 years ago at 11:58 am
kid is a GDI, went to grand valley state university…. not too many people know where that is12 years ago at 9:25 pm
thank god. i saw that unc hat and panicked. my school can not be represented in such a heinous manner.12 years ago at 11:59 pm
By far the worst video I have seen on Fail Friday thus far.12 years ago at 1:48 pm
I don’t know man. That Sigma Nu video in the original FF takes the cake.12 years ago at 1:51 pm
At least he got McDonalds.12 years ago at 1:56 pm
Clearly you don’t remember Pike dream girl12 years ago at 2:59 pm
How do people suck at life this bad? And so often?12 years ago at 3:08 pm
Or the mtv crib remake at that shitty motel room at the beach.12 years ago at 3:23 pm
Ahhh… The pike dream girl. That was fucking miserable. Touché saint fratrics12 years ago at 5:08 pm
At least the Sigma Nu video had production value, more than one person involved,and they talked about brotherhood and raging. This was nothing more than a lonely geed sitting in front of his computer videotaping himself singing about finding five dollars in his mother’s dryer. I think it’s the worst video to date.12 years ago at 7:45 pm
worse.12 years ago at 7:23 am
I still think the worst was the Phi Mu “Safe sex” video.12 years ago at 6:31 pm
^ dear lord, where or how the hell did you stumble upon that12 years ago at 9:07 am
yea the Sigma Nu rap was worse12 years ago at 11:59 pm
Rattle tattle, here come the cattle.12 years ago at 1:50 pm
Phi MOOOOO12 years ago at 9:09 pm