^^^ Holy shit, I totally believe you, you’re so fucking frat. I bet you’re batting 1.000 69’ing chicks standing up on the dance floor at bars too, right?
Im the fucking assassin and i’ll tell you how to get around using condoms. Put one one, flip her to doggystyle, 2 sec pullout/condom removal. put back in, nut somewhere inconspicuous like her face. fuck you pat mcgroin.
This is fantastic
13 years ago at 2:40 pmSo i’m not the only one?
13 years ago at 2:44 pmThis might be the truest thing read
13 years ago at 2:48 pm“no seriously, you should probably leave.”
13 years ago at 2:49 pmThe instant psychopathic mood switch when I realize that I have to force it to happen.
13 years ago at 2:58 pmThis
13 years ago at 4:36 pmAllowing it to not happen. NF. Using rufies to make sure it happens. TPikeM.
13 years ago at 3:36 pmFucking this^
13 years ago at 11:44 amGamecocks?
13 years ago at 3:41 pm^ If you’re gonna troll at least be original
13 years ago at 4:57 pmBest damn thing on this site in ages
13 years ago at 3:43 pmHaving to fake it to make it. NF.
13 years ago at 3:49 pmNot closing is frat now?
13 years ago at 3:54 pmYou’re so frat, bro. You close with every girl you’ve ever hit on.
13 years ago at 4:08 pm100% career closing percentage. TliarM
13 years ago at 4:57 pmI never said I close every time, just that it’s nothing to brag about when that doesn’t happen. I’m proud to be batting .833 on Raw Dog Field, though.
13 years ago at 6:04 pm^Holy shit you’re so fucking gay. Please just shut the fuck up.
13 years ago at 6:11 pm^
13 years ago at 6:12 pm^^^ Holy shit, I totally believe you, you’re so fucking frat. I bet you’re batting 1.000 69’ing chicks standing up on the dance floor at bars too, right?
13 years ago at 6:46 pmIm the fucking assassin and i’ll tell you how to get around using condoms. Put one one, flip her to doggystyle, 2 sec pullout/condom removal. put back in, nut somewhere inconspicuous like her face. fuck you pat mcgroin.
13 years ago at 11:04 pm