So accurate. My blackout roommate had a girl fall asleep on his bed last night before they hooked up. He woke her up, kicked her out, and pretended not to hear her banging on the door.
“Haha good joke about me not being able to spend the night! I can’t wait to give you that old fashioned I promised…”
“No, in all seriousness, get the fuck out. Please.”
So accurate. My blackout roommate had a girl fall asleep on his bed last night before they hooked up. He woke her up, kicked her out, and pretended not to hear her banging on the door.
13 years ago at 4:09 pmI said “Uh uh Knee Grow, If anybody’s gon’ have sex with my sister it’s gon’ be me!”
13 years ago at 4:11 pmI’m not referring to the censorship when I say that was so badly quoted that you fucking ruined it.
13 years ago at 4:34 pmJust persevere and fuck her anyway. What, are you gonna not get laid? That absurd.
13 years ago at 4:48 pmNo, that’s absurd.
13 years ago at 5:59 pmIt’s really not that big of a deal if she presses charges the next morning.
13 years ago at 5:06 pmThis is good. Iv had to switch to this mood a few times and a couple times i finally got what i wanted, Being an asshole is just frat in general.
13 years ago at 5:11 pm^you’re really frat.
13 years ago at 6:14 pmsounds about right.
13 years ago at 6:11 pm“Haha good joke about me not being able to spend the night! I can’t wait to give you that old fashioned I promised…”
13 years ago at 1:08 am“No, in all seriousness, get the fuck out. Please.”
Making it happen. TFM
13 years ago at 6:49 amThis is a great post
13 years ago at 8:51 amfucking perfect
13 years ago at 11:38 am