Barista Writes Flirty Message On Side Of Girl’s Cup, Girl Is Flattered, Internet Is OUTRAGED
When 19-year-old and absolute dime piece Laura Roberts (click here for proof), grabbed some coffee at the Starbucks near her London home, the barista left her a flirty message on the side of the cup. He crossed out some of the words on the “Careful, the beverage you’re about to enjoy is extremely hot” warning label so it read “Careful, you’re extremely hot.”
Roberts was flattered, so she sent it to her mother. But mama didn’t think it was so clever. She uploaded it to the Facebook group Shit London, where it received an onslaught of OUTRAGE.
Sexist? Creepy? Harassment? Lighten the fuck up, people. The girl herself told the Daily Mail she enjoyed it, despite being engaged to someone else:
“It’s my local Starbucks and he’s lovely,” she told MailOnline. “He always does it.”
When it comes to baristas putting the moves on customers, it’s all about context. Writing this message? A-okay. Writing this message then sucking latte foam off your finger while rubbing your nipple when she makes eye contact? Less okay.
This story doesn’t even fucking matter. At least, it shouldn’t. But in today’s world, this poor guy now faces the very real possibility of being fired and publicly shamed as a sexual deviant.
Get your shit together, today’s world. Bunch of pussies..
[via Daily Mail]
Image via Shutterstock
Sucking latte foam off your finger while rubbing your nipple and making eye contact. It’s a TFM.
10 years ago at 1:02 pmSit the next couple out champ.
10 years ago at 1:18 pmNo, it’s fucking creepy.
10 years ago at 1:19 pmGet em’ outta here.
10 years ago at 1:23 pmMy goal for the afternoon is to find something about which to be outraged. Or to take a massive shit. Either one is fine.
10 years ago at 1:10 pmor both
10 years ago at 1:31 pm#baristaslivesmatter
10 years ago at 1:43 pmDo they really matter though?
10 years ago at 2:48 pmYou’re supposed to be blackballed SteveHoltOnDrugs. Stop typing things I mildly enjoy reading.
10 years ago at 4:16 pmUpdate: I compromised and took an outrageous shit.
10 years ago at 6:53 pmSounds like mom is a little jealous.
10 years ago at 1:12 pm#YesAllBaristas
10 years ago at 1:16 pmPeople who like to get offended on behalf of others should be sterilized.
10 years ago at 1:20 pm*euthanized
10 years ago at 1:28 pmLobotomized.
10 years ago at 2:39 pmHow did I make active?
10 years ago at 2:39 pmI made active and I think I’ve made maybe 20 posts. Clearly, not an accomplishment.
10 years ago at 2:45 pmLike being in SigEp
10 years ago at 3:04 pmTrue but I’ve acquired enough laps to be in the olympics over the years
10 years ago at 4:22 pmAnd you deserved every one of them
10 years ago at 11:30 pmI’d rather have a few around down the road so my kids can laugh at them while they slowly die off knowing they’ve made no lasting impact on society.
10 years ago at 11:50 pmI’m offended that you’re offended that you’re offended that you’re offended that you’re offended
10 years ago at 1:25 pmHopefully he didn’t get in trouble over a solid seven.
10 years ago at 1:28 pm“I’ve got a fiance so sadly he’s out of luck, but I’m sure I’m not the only one he’s done it for.” Well he won’t be anymore. You blew his fucking cover. He had one move and now it’s gone.
10 years ago at 1:31 pmHer mom should be more worried about her getting engaged at 19.
10 years ago at 2:05 pm“Onslaught of outrage?” There were two fucking comments and they were hardly expressing outrage. Seems like you’re making a bigger deal out of this than anyone. Get your shit together, Boosh.
10 years ago at 1:31 pmLiberals make the world a worse place
10 years ago at 1:48 pm