Billboard In Florida Depicts Father Trying To Find Husband For His Hot Auburn Grad Daughter

Internet sleuths have identified this Auburn graduate — whom you will soon see is packing a pair of immaculate sweater cutters — as Cashen Moore of Florida.

1

Mr. Moore appears to be eager to walk young Cashen down the aisle, and he’s not afraid to roast her in front of any and all passersby to accomplish it. It’s a solid photo and will surely provoke a few pervy suitors, but if this guy really wanted to find another man out there to begin footing her credit card bills, he should have chosen a different photo, perhaps one of these:

Screen shot 2013-04-24 at 3.06.35 PM

Screen shot 2013-04-24 at 3.06.18 PM

Screen shot 2013-04-24 at 3.55.26 PM

Screen shot 2013-04-24 at 3.55.05 PM

Screen shot 2013-04-24 at 3.54.43 PM

Screen shot 2013-04-24 at 3.06.45 PM

[via Rivals MB]

***

  1. SailingFratter

    I live in the town that neighbors this billboard. I have seen her in person at her dads liquor stores.

    13 years ago at 3:35 pm
  2. TonguePunchFartHole

    Definitely tongue punch her in the fart hole, then marry the shit out of those tits.

    13 years ago at 4:56 pm