Billboard In Florida Depicts Father Trying To Find Husband For His Hot Auburn Grad Daughter
Internet sleuths have identified this Auburn graduate — whom you will soon see is packing a pair of immaculate sweater cutters — as Cashen Moore of Florida.
Mr. Moore appears to be eager to walk young Cashen down the aisle, and he’s not afraid to roast her in front of any and all passersby to accomplish it. It’s a solid photo and will surely provoke a few pervy suitors, but if this guy really wanted to find another man out there to begin footing her credit card bills, he should have chosen a different photo, perhaps one of these:
[via Rivals MB]







Dibs
13 years ago at 3:19 pmThe perfect combination of rural Alabama trash and a Florida tan.
13 years ago at 3:23 pmThis girl likes to get with all the nasty guys.
13 years ago at 3:26 pmAuburn NF
13 years ago at 3:30 pmI’ll wife the shit out of her.
13 years ago at 3:31 pmI live in the town that neighbors this billboard. I have seen her in person at her dads liquor stores.
13 years ago at 3:35 pmGood story bro.
13 years ago at 10:32 pmBacon, get off of your lazy ass and write something.
13 years ago at 3:38 pmIll give her the dick.
13 years ago at 4:36 pmDefinitely tongue punch her in the fart hole, then marry the shit out of those tits.
13 years ago at 4:56 pmI definitely would.
13 years ago at 5:26 pm